✨️Eater of Children✨️

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🇵🇰 Srinagar Kashmir🇵🇰

В путь---Vasily Solovyov-Sedoi
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"Comrade! This one is a little shy."
"ᵢ dₒₙ'ₜ cₐᵣₑ; wₑ'ᵣₑ ₛₜᵢₗₗ ᵢₙₜₑᵣᵣₒgₐₜᵢₙg ᵢₜ."

"ʜɪ, ʜᴏᴛ ᴍᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴜɴɪꜰᴏʀᴍ"

"Um, hello?"
"Wₕₐₜ ᵢₛ yₒᵤᵣ ₙₐₘₑ?"

"ᴄᴏᴍʀᴀᴅᴇ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ, ɪʀᴀ, ᴏʀ ᴛᴀꜱꜱɪʏᴀ ʟᴏʟ. ɴᴏɴᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴀʟ ɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ"

"Pronouns/ Sexuality?"

"ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ᴏʀ ɪᴛ/ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ᴀʟꜱᴏ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴘᴏᴛʜɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ"

"ₚₑᵣₛₒₙₐₗᵢₜy?"

"ɪɴᴛᴊ-ᴛ ᴏʀ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʟᴏʟ"

"Okay, umm, what do you like?"

"ᴄᴀᴛꜱ, ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ, ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢ, ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ"

"Wₕₒ ₐᵣₑ yₒᵤᵣ fᵣᵢₑₙdₛ?"

IRL friend: @ALonelyCucumber
Comrade: @theonthenerd
Stylish Comrade: @sdog101
Silly Comrade: @4shiro
Egg Comrade: @Eggshellsforlife
Gremlin: @UnhingedVolchica
Chaos: @Gay_Misplaced_Morals
Kebab bestie: @UrWerido
Idfk, I just like these two: @Ilovereadingwriting9 and @Dang0heart254

"Fandoms?"

"ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏʜᴜᴍᴀɴꜱ, ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ, ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴇᴜᴍ, @miki0T 's ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴʏ ꜰɪʟᴍ ʙʏ ʟᴇᴏɴɪᴅ ɢᴀɪᴅᴀɪ"

"Okay, you seem pretty harmless, what are we interrogating you for?"

"ș̴̼̣̘̘̈̀̚ȩ̵̛̖͈̦͙͓̬̈́̑̓̓̓̓͘͠ļ̸̘͙̝̺͈̗͍̫̤̆͘l̴̘̝͖̘̳̮̠̟̦̇̉͐̃͒i̶̺̾̎̅̈́̚n̸̨͈̘̏͐g̵̨̹̬̾̃́̇̓ ̵̬͜͠f̶̢̡̝̘͇̥͗͗͐̀̌͗̚é̸̯e̷̢̛͉̻̽͝ͅt̸̼͗̓̐͊͒̕͠ ̶̢̢̱̬̘̖̃̔͛̿̕p̵̺̦̪̦͈̍̽̀̓̓͋͆̈́̇͝i̶̱͕̩̙͓͓̩̩̞̽̈̊̏̀̽͐̓͋̚͜c̵̢̡̲̫̰͈͚͉̭̠͆̕ş̷̖̠̗͓̉̈́, e̷̝̦̭̫̒̉̆̚͘͜ä̷̪͇̯̳̣͒t̸͍͍͑̉͑́ī̴̯͕̙̲̮͎͋̀̅̄͒̕ǹ̷̝̞͙̞́́͛̋̓̚͘͠͝ģ̸̙̙͈̗̰̼̦̬͑̔̃ ̷̥̙͕̘̙̓͜c̴̻̈́̌̽͒̂̓͊h̵̛̝̠̹͚̰̰͌̇̽̾̌̅̚͜͝i̵̺̜͗͑̉͑͝͠l̶̨̤͈̥̙͑̽̃̋̈́͜ḏ̴̢̨̤̤̦̊́́̅̕̚͜r̸̢̛͈̣̯̗̠̈́̀͌̐̈́͆͐ë̸̳̬͙̲̱͓̝̬̲̔͆͊͗̋̐n̸̦̆, a̵͙͔̎͌̋ͅn̷̤̩͔̘͐͘d̸͓̥̪̥̔͊̉͒͑̕͜ͅ ̷̢̝̻̞̞̱̮̯͚́̔̏̐̍͘ͅ1̴͙̟̮͗̑̃͐̈́̇͗̽ͅͅs̵̠̜͉̀͛̀̇́t̷̫̄̾̍̐̌̕͝͝ ̶̘̞͂͊̄̔̑͂d̷̢̬͍͓̥̦̣͓̂̎̓͝͝e̴̘̙̮͚͑̇͛͝ģ̶̥̂̽̍r̷̰̀̽̆̾̇̑̾e̴̢̡̫̦͚̝͙̥̓̓̓͆̐̽͘e̵͈̩̩̹̓̐̈́̓̐̑ ̴̮͕͇̖͌̆̔̄̎͑͛̿̀͐ḧ̷͉̖̞͍̥͖̙̆o̴͇͙̗̐͜o̶̡̬͓̪̮̫͍̓̓͠l̴̻̘̪̜͓̜͎̓i̶͍̘̿̏̅̓ģ̴̖͇̊̃͛̿̃̓̈́̍͜a̸̯͎̠̳̪̼͉͖̞̽̃͜ǹ̷͓̫͈̏̀́͊̒̀͝i̸̢̧̨̨̛̘̱̲͊̕̚s̷͖̜̀̓̌͌̿̎̕͠m̷̡̤̘̯̻̫̘͕͖̾͗̄͗͋̈́̈͗̇͑"

"UGH, ARE THOSE VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY'S FEET PICS?"

"ʏᴇᴀʜ, ɪᴍᴍᴀ ɢᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ"

"Gₑₜ BₐCₖ ₕₑᵣₑ, ₙₒW!"

*gunshots can be heard*
"IT'S GETTING AWAY!"