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Her | Him

Uhm...hey

Are you by any chance still in high school and good in Algebra?

Lmao weird question but I just really need help with my homework

Hey???

So you're also in high school huh

Yeah...

Me too...

So can you help me by any chance

It's fucking due tomorrow and I haven't started on mine yet

And for the record I AM NOT a serial killer

Lmao

I wasn't even going to that you hobo

Ahck!

*gasps in a fancy rich people way*

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A HOBO!! I'M ANYTHING BUT THAT

sHOrE

Whatever you say, girlie

So, the algebra homework you're doing?? Still need my help?

Duhh

Why do you think I'm still here

Don't give me that attitude, boy!

Geez louise, you sound like my nonna when I refuse to take the fifth plate of food she's offering me during family dinners

Glad that I amuse you.

And probably she does that because you look like a twig

EXCUSE ME!! I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A TWIG

FYI I HAVE ABS

SO YOU HAVE A BIG STOMACH

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

OK TALKING TO YOU IS USELESS

Can you just please help me with my algebra homework

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE WITH A EXTRA DRIZZLE OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND A CHERRY ON TOP

I'm actually allergic to cherries- 

Oop-

And extra rainbow sprinkles on top*

There, my bad

Lmao

Just send me a picture of your homework 

You're lucky that I'm bored and got nothing better to do

- Him sent a picture -

Can you understand that shit??

Hmm...coincidentally we actually have the same homework I did last Wednesday

Wait, I'll just take a pic of my paper

- Her sent a picture -

Do we perhaps go to the same school?

I hope not

Okay, that's rude

I wasn't, you sensitive ass

I AM NOT SENSITIVE

sHOrE, girlie

Whatever floats your boat

I'm not even gonna try to argue with you, but I owe you one for saving my ass from getting a F

Thanks

My pleasure. 

I love helping uneducated hobos pass their subjects

And I mean by uneducated hobos, I mean you

:)

I'm gonna let that pass since you helped me out tonight

But I'm gonna get back at you soon

Keep on dreaming then :P

Well I have to go and do my piles of unfinished homework

Enjoy doing that!

Bye bitch!

I-

Lmao

__________

"I'm going to bed now."

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