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Ulysses Guerrero

9:03 PM

Kalista:

Bakit ang boring ng timeline mo, bb.

Seen, 9:04 PM

Ulysses:

What do you mean boring?

Kalista:

Puro news nandon.

I mean okayyyyy at least updated sa ganap pero wala bang jokes or memes dyan

Ulysses:

Oh.

I see.

I guess you should wait for it.

Kalista:

Pa-yummy ka yummy ka naman talaga ok

So may question ako

Ulysses:

And what is it?

Kalista:

Remember n'ong tinanong kita anong ideal girl mo.

Ulysses:

You did?

Kalista:

N'ong si Jhepoy pa ako!

Ulysses:

Oh.

Who's Jhepoy Dizon by the way?

Kalista:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sikat 'yon sa socmed, retsam 🤣

N E WAY AYON NGA

DIBA TINANONG KITA ANONG IDEAL GIRL MO

Ulysses:

Why are you shouting?

Kalista:

Sorry, retsam.

So ayon nga bakit ang dami mong ebas teka kasi

Sabi mo wala or hindi mo iniisip 'yong sa ideal girl pero diba may status n'on si Steele tapos lahat ng nabanggit wala ako

Ulysses:

Was there something like that?

Kalista:

Oo!

Sabi ni Steele n'on matangkad tapos magaling sa volleyball!!!!

Ulysses:

Ah.

He keeps on asking me nonstop so I just told him whatever comes into my mind that time.

Kalista:

Okay.

So hindi ka mahilig sa matangkad at magaling sa volleyball?

Ulysses:

Do I really have to answer that?

Kalista:

'Wag baka ma-hurt ako 🥲

Ulysses:

Haha you're cute

Kalista:

HOY !!!

Pa-false ka panagutan m q

Ulysses:

Huh?

Kalista:

Wala ssob

Pero sabi nga ni retsam Archer just be you

Ulysses:

And I believe Archer is right.

Kalista:

Ge salamat na lang sa lahat Archer.

Ulysses:

Huh?

Kalista:

Wala lods hintayin ko jokes or memes sa feed mo ha

Assignment mo 'yan

Ulysses:

Haha okay.

Kalista:

See you tomorrow!

Ulysses:

Yeah.

See you.

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