"I've got a jar of dirt~ I've got a jar of dirt~ And guess what's inside~!"
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man's Chest
"Elizabeth!" *turns to Gibbs* "hide the rum."
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man's Chest
Murtogg: This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really.....except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
"Do us a favor...I know it's difficult for you.....but please, stay here, and try not to do anything......stupid."
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly.......stupid."
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
"No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of m aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch."
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: Just wait captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two; keep a weather eye out and you will see white sails on that horizon.
[Jack momentarily considers shooting her with his single bullet he has been saving for ten years before stomping off]
Jack Sparrow: "Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here Jack. Must have been terrible for you." Well it bloody is now!
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore, vindicating her plan]
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.
Pirates of the Caribbean 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
Hadras: [chuckles evilly] Your bravery is wasted. I shall pry the chest away from your cold... dead... hands.
Norrington: [looks around, then tosses the empty chest into Hadras' hands] Here you go!
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man's Chest
"Guard the boat, mind the tide....don't touch my dirt."
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man's Chest
"Well, each wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father."
Ragetti, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man's Chest
"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled"
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man's Chest
