I'm Pregnant. Prank!

#28

10-29
Fucker Groupchat

Enzo:
Anyare?

Bat ganon tweet mo? Pre

Dwayne:
Na wrong send zone na naman ata!

Ang gago kasi!

KJ:
Its not all about me!

Rocky:
Kung umamin ka na kasi pre

Wala namang mawawala!

KJ:
you know

I cant even understand you

Weeks ago you're too mad at me

Because your girl like me!

Cedric:
Listen bro

That fucker giving you a chance to win his 'girl' heart

Enzo:
Pero wait

Bro, anong sagot mo?

KJ:
Edi sagot

Enzo:
Kinginang yan!

Napaka pilosopo mong hayop ka!

Ano nga?

KJ:
I dont understand!

Ano bang gusto mong isagot ko don

Cedric:
I think

Tinutukoy nya, cold ba

KJ:
Cold

Rocky:
You know bro!

I think you need to talk

With your ex

Dwayne:
Right!

Kawawa si Jim

Ang ingay nya!

KJ:
wala kaming dapat pagusapan

Our relationship is over

Enzo:
Eh yun na nga e

Putak ng putak yang
si Zoe sa twitter

Buti na lang hindi
pinapansin ni Jim

Or else gulo

KJ:
I know Jimaeca can
control her temper

Enzo:
Paano kung nasagad?

Cedric:
Napakahirap magkaroon
ng gwapong kaibigan
ang sarap ipupok!

Rocky:
Why dont you just

Talk to her

KJ:
she want closure

I dont want closure

Dwayne:
Kaya nga naman

May jimaeca na kasi kaya ayaw na ng closure

Pero diba pre

KJ:
What?

Enzo:
Ay oo

Kung makapaglasing
nung first week of
breakup gusto na
agad bumalik

Nakapanuntok pa nga

Cedric:
Sino nga ulit yon??

Dwayne:
Charles

Rocky:
Oh i remember him

The one who make out with
Zoe on the bar kung saan tayo naginuman

Enzo:
Nadali mo!

KJ:
Stop talking about her

Fucker

Enzo:
Move on na kasi!

Rocky:
Oh please

Pre wag ko lang mababalitaan
Na kayo na ulit!

Dwayne:
Ako mismo maguumpog
sayo sa pader!

Cedric:
But i will be happy if you and Jim will in a relationship

KJ:
Let me try