NSFW England x Reader Jungkook x Reader Slowburn

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Y/N is not adjusting to life in arkham asylum. they get into fights with other inmates every day and get the shit beat out of them by the guards (the guards are daft punk.) onw day y/n meats another inmate while taking a group shower. he is a young man with short messy blond hair green eyes and huge eyebrows. "ello guvner m'names england im bri'ish." y/n blushes and twiddles their fingers and pees themself. england has a piss fetish and says "oi fuck mate thats proper hot innit im bri'ish." "do you want me to pee some more?" y/n asks sexily. england moans britishly "oi yes please mum please bird please wee on me im bri'ish" the other prisoners watch as you pee (somehow) on england as he masturbates. they are having gay british sex in the shower. "oi mate wanna shag yeah iom bri'ish." y/n nods and they start banging in the shower. y/n puts their entire foot in englands ass and he moans in british. "oi thats quite splendid yeah thats bloody stupendous love im bri'ish" y/n shoves their foot so far into england that it comes out his mouth and he chokes to death and dies. england deflates like a baloon and his flattened british body lay on the shower floor. the guards come in and pour tea in his mouth to revive him because he hasnt served his full sentence yet. england comes back to life and says to y/n "I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a timeStare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonightAnd when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")But the fact isI can never get off of his fat dickAnd all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)Here's what the fact isHe can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)Asshole in a casket[Chorus]So you can see I'm cummin'But you won't see me nutAnd I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)And if he sucks my glizzyI will become dizzyBut it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)I've been twerking for boys for so longI'vе been flirting with boys for so longMy jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's realSo long, it's real, so long, it's real[Verse 2]Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy facesStickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in agesBut I've been placesKissin' guy's facesKissin' guy's facesKissin' guy's facesBut the fact isKissin' guys is all that I have practicedSuckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattressI just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)[Pre-Chorus]Here's what the fact isHe can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)Asshole in a casket[Chorus]So you can see I'm cummin'But you won't see me nutI'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)And if he sucks my glizzyI will become dizzyBut it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)I've been twerking for boys for so longI've been flirting with boys for so longMy jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's realSo long, it's real, so long, it's real." penis. they break out of prison together and make their way to marvins appartment. cliff hanger.