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Daki: We need to get through this locked door. Douma, give me your credit card.
Douma: Here.
Daki, pocketing it: Thanks. Akaza, kick down the door
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After The Red Light District Arc
Daki: In my defense, i was left unsupervised
Muzan: Wasn't Gyuutaro with you?
Gyuutaro: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Obanai, to Kyojuro: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Kyojuro, motioning to themself and Mitsuri: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Masachika: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Sanemi: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Giyuu: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Sanemi: Good thinking.
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Uzui: What do you call disobeying the law?
Kamaboko Squad: A hobby
Uzui: *crosses their arms*
Kamaboko Squad: That we do not engage in
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Daki: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka
Daki:*upends the bottle*
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Douma: You're not jealous, are you?
Akaza: No?!
Douma: Good, 'cause i consider my fake relationship with you q lot more meaningful
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Daki: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Daki: First who would you kill?
*Akaza points at Douma*
*Nakime points at Douma*
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