* Sanzu arrives home 😩*
berry I'm home~
now where is sh-
hello Mr- I meant Sanzu
Did your voice change?
N-no! Of course not you must be hallucinating!
shut up , I can aleardy tell that your "that" maid now where is my wife.
If you don't answer me in 10 seconds you wouldn't like it.
u-uh n-no I'm your wife!
what's your birthday?
How old are you?
what's your name?
Hm? Spit it out now.
I-it w-was just a j-joke Mr Sanzu!
I-its m-my Halloween c-costume!
Just as expected now 10 seconds have passed I'll give you 5 second sto tell me where my wife is.
S-shes in the basemen-
*In mind* ugh this girl i-
*shoots*
[ motherfucking maid is dead now okay your the main character again now 👹 ]
berry are you in there?
MMMMMMMM
here let me untie you and take off the tape.
Perfect!
Now let's use the pregnancy test thing
B-blood?
I just shot the maid , no big deal.
*In mind* n-no big deal?
okay I'm gonna go to the bathroom to get this done with
Here we need to wait for 2 hours I think
Okay berry , wanna watch a movie or something?
Sure!
Hmmm what should we watch?
mugen train?
Okay lemme find it
There we go
After 2 hours
Hey berry I think 2 hours is over let's go chec-
She's asleep? I'm gonna wake her up anyways
*gets frying pan*
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
I'm up please stop my ears are gonna bleed
Now let's go and check the pregnancy test thing
holy- (water)
your pregnant 😜
oh my god what do I do
Well let's just get a doctor's appointment
Time skip
After 9 months cuz I'm lazy
S-sanzu my w-water broke
lemme carry you in the car
uhh I think we're ready to go
*arrives at hospital*
I'm so excited!
We all are berry <3
ok bonus part
PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH
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