Nico Gets A Happy Meal ⬛ (Halfbloods Meet The Avengers)

chapter 13

Shoelace
NICO DI ANGELO
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING.

Death breath
Shoelace??
It's the group chat..
You just revealed my full name to a couple of strangers!?

Shoelace
Oh. It was the GC?
I
DONT
CARE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Katniss
Someone's in trouble..

Tin can
"A couple of strangers"?
I'm hurt

Shoelace
Stfu

Repair boi
~le gasp~
You were supposed to be the sunshine-y one.

Shoelace
NICO, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING
AND WHAT DID YOU DO?

death breath
I did it..

Shoelace
To the infirmary,
Now.

Death breath
Jeez, okay,calm down.
I was hungry and wasn't all that exhausted,okay?

Shoelace
Wasn't exhausted?
It was like 3 in the morning.
You could've passed out or something!

Death breath
What's your point?
I pass out all the time..

Nat
🍿

Shoelace
Oh my gods
You have no self preservation at all do you..?

Bucket
Hey, there's something both of us have in common.
My boyfriend doesn't have any self preservation either

Steeb
You're the one to talk

Nat
Okay one couple at a time please

Katniss
Yeah wait for your turn

~a time skip looks like a good idea~

Aquaman
Hey

???
Hey

Repair boi
Reveal yourself
Who are you?

???
Hey what's up I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learnt how to read

Repair boi
A person of culture, I see.

Steeb
Language!

Green doc
Wasn't your name shuri?

Bucket
Wait, it's the princess?
How can you not know how to read
Didnt you make my metal arm?

Spider
It a vine reference-
I'll consider my whole existence a failure if you don't know what vines are..

Steeb
We don't know what vines are

Wise girl
'Princess'?
'Metal arm'?
You know what?
I'm not even gonna ask

Pine face
What should we save your contact as?

???
Idk
My name?
It's shuri

Beauty Queen
Wait
I've heard that name somewhere

Witch
Haha

Katniss
Whaat??

Witch
No way

Shuri
You wouldnt know me..

Witch
Why would you know shuri?

Shuri
I'm a very low-key girl

Loki
Did someone call me?

Repair boi
Lmfao

Steeb
What does lmfao mean?

Tin can
Uhh..

Spider
It's something you say when you see something funny, sir

Steeb
Oh thanks Spidey.
And you don't have to call me sir..

Spider
Okay mr.steeb :)

Beauty queen
Uhh guys?
Are you all seeing what I'm seeing?

Aquaman
Yeah
I think I'm seeing what you're seeing

Wise girl
Ofc we are all seeing what you are seeing
We are all at the same place

Katniss
What are you seeing?

Beauty queen
Sorry, but we gtg
Ttyl

katniss
What are you seeing??

Steeb
What does 'ttyl' and 'gtg' mean?

Tin can
You have a lot to catch up on, capsicle

Katniss
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY SEEING!??

A/N: hey.. this was a filler chapter, sorta. I'm planning to slowly start the plot next chapter. I'm trying to make it as less cringey as I can, but there are so many percy jackson x avengers crossover that it's a bit of a struggle to come up with smthing surprising. Buuut I'm working on it, and even if I can't come up with anything surprisingly orginal, I will just work with what I have..
Anyways hope you all enjoyed it and thank you for reading <3
Don't do school and stay in drugs :)

(I'm joking! Say no to drugs, kids)