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Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite?
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Introduction: We are very happy you're interested in attending the prestigious West Marin Heights. We are an experimental high school in Northern California with three goals—to bring together a diverse group of supernatural beings, forge lifelong relationships, and promote a deep understanding of one another.
What we're looking for in a student: Curiosity about other cultures; academic excellence; participation in extracurricular activities; bravery.
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EXCUSE ME ....
Cupid, get out of our application!
YOU'RE FORGETTING SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT REQUIREMENTS FOR POTENTIAL STUDENTS! I CANNOT KEEP SILENT!
Cupid, you're a student. Leave the WMH server immediately, or there will be consequences!
NO.
Please?
I WILL LEAVE ONCE YOU'VE AGREED TO MY VERY REASONABLE DEMANDS. IF THEY ARE NOT MET, I SHALL SHOOT YOU WITH ARROWS AND MAKE EACH OF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A BLOBFISH.
Fine, tell us, and then go.
I LOVE WINNING!
HERE GOES:
APPLICANTS SHOULD HAVE A KEEN FASHION SENSE, INCLUDING AN APPRECIATION OF HAWAIIAN PRINTS. ARTISTIC PROWESS (PARTICULARLY IN SCULPTING GREEK GODS) A PLUS. NO ANNOYING VAMPIRES NEED APPLY!
Is that it?
FOR NOW. BUT I'M WATCHING YOU THROUGH MY LAVA LAMP OF LUMINESCENT WISDOM. SO YOU BETTER INCLUDE MY SUGGESTIONS!
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Management apologizes for that bothersome interruption.* Now, without further ado, here is the application. Please fill out all items to the best of your abilities. Any incomplete applications will be voided.
