Sairat : Kahani do pyaar karne waalo ki

Sairat's Happy Life

CHAVAN NIWAS

Omkar : Lekin woh asa kyu karega

Sai : Aap jante nahi papa woh kya kya kar sakta bas hame uski Sachai bahar nikalna hai aur iske liye hame aap logo ki madad ki jarurat hai.

Ninand : Kesi madad
Virat : Hame us Vitthal ko ghar leke aana hoga aur ase behave karna hoga jese hame uske baare mein kuch nahi pata aur kuch bhi karke unke muh se yeh sach nikal na hai
Ninand : Asa kya karoge aur tum use ghar kese leke ayoge
Virat : Woh mein dekh lunga .... Ham yeh karenge ki jab woh ghar aaye toh Sai unhe juice serve karegi lekin us Juice mein woh bhaang milayegi jisse woh sara aach ugal dega
Sonali : Lekin agar usne asa nahi kiya toh
Virat : Toh mere paas back up planning hai....

..............Vitthal ke behosh hone ke baad...............

Vitthal : Kyunki.....Kyunki......Kyunki

Vitthal bas kyunki kehekar hi besosh ho jata hai.
Virat : Shit! 

Sai : yeh toh behosh ho gaya aab iske hosh aane ke baad yeh hame kuch nahi bolega ...
Virat : Bolega ... Yeh jarur bolega mujhe pata hai kya karne hai ek kaam karo Sai tum papa aur mumma ko yaha ghar le aayo .
Sai : Ok

Sai Omkar Sonali aur Devi ko ghar leke aati hai.

Sai : Virat tum karne kya walle ho
Virat : Tum sab kahi chup jao lekin tum me se koi bhi dikhayi nahi dena chahiye . Hall ke lights ke alawa saare lights off kardo . Ghar me cctv cameras already hai agar use lagega ki mein yaha akela hun toh woh mujhe sab kuch bata dega

Sai : Yeh bahut satir hai yeh itne asaani se kuch nahi bolega .
Virat : Iska intezam bhi mene kar diya hai Sai ... Sada aur Mohit gaye hai Jagtap ko lane apne bete ko dekh yeh aaara sach jarur bol dega .
Sai : I just hope asa hi ho
Virat : Asa hi hoga aab tum jao aur sabke sath chup jao
Sai : Apna dyaan rakhna
Virat : Hmm

PRESENT

Virat : Hamne jessa socha tha tumne wesa hi kiya aone bete ko dekh kar sara sach bol diya .

Omkar : Aab tum jail jaoge Ashwini ko matne ki jurm mein

Tabhi Karishma Police wallo ke sath aa jati hai yaha.

Karishma : Mein aa gayi
Sai : Kaha reh gayi thi kab se beja hai tujhe
Karishma : Sorry sorry thoda der ho gaya aane mein
Sai : Nahi bilkul sahi wakt mein aayi ho
Karishma : Mujhe pata hai meri timming hamesha sahi hota hai...

Police andar aate hai

Ninand : Inspector arrest him

Police Vitthal ke paas jaate hai
Police : You are under arrested
Kuch police Vitthal ko le jaate hai aur kuch Jagtap ko bhi le jaate hai . Aur baap bete dono jail jaate hai

Karishma : Aab toh teri saari musibate khatam ho gayi na Sai
Sai : hn Finally saare problems khatam ho gaye
Virat : Nahi abhi bhi kuch baki hai
Sai : Kya
Virat : Uncle... Papa aap dono ek dusre ko aab toh maaf kar denge naa
Ninand ( Omkar ko dekhta hai ) : Mein toh kabhi ispe gussa tha hi nahi yeh gussa tha mujhpar aab yeh mujhe maaf karega yaa nahi yeh toh wo hi bolega naa .

Omkar kuch nahi keheta . Sab ek dam suspense ke sath ushe dekhte hai.

Omkar : Aab sab mujhe ase kya dekh rahe ho thik hai kar diya maaf wese bhi purane baato ko yaad karke karenge kya ji ...

Omkar ke muh se yeh baat sun kar sab bade khudh ho jaate hai...

Virat : Aab jab aap dono me sab kuch thik ho hi gaya hai toh Sasu maa ... I mean Aunty aab toh aap Sai aur Mere rishte toh apnayenge naa
Sonali : Nahi nahi apaungi

Sab jitna khush huye the utne dukhi ho jate hai
Sonali : Yeh bhi koi puchne waali baat hai ofcourse apaungi

Sab firse khush ho jaate hai
Virat : Thank you Saasu maa
Sonali : Lekin tumhara yrh Saasu maa word nahi apnaungi yeh kitna old fashion naam hai sun ne mein asa lagta hai jese koi 80's ki old lady aa gayi

Sab hasne lagte hai 😂

Virat : Thik hai tih aap hi boliye ham apko kya bole
Sonali : Tum mujhe mumma hi bula lena ok
Virat : Ok mumma ... Wese papa aap to mujhe apnayenge na
Omkar kuch bol raha tha Sonali rok deti hai
Sonali : Yeh kya bolenge mene apna liya toh unhone bhi apna liya ok
Virat : Achha woh kese
Sai : Aare hamare ghar mein meri mumma ki hi chalti hai.
Virat : Acha asa hota hai
Ninand : Tumhe pata nahi beta pehele peheli Sari biwi yan apne pati ki baat manti hai lekin kuch saal baad patni yon ke hatho me pati ka chabi hota hai wahi use control karti hai . Teri mom bhi ase hi mujhe control karti thi
Omkar : Absolutely
Sonali : Achaa
Virat : Iska matlab Sai bui control karegi
Sai : Mein tumhe control karogi
Virat : Kar sakti hai
Sai : Tumhe lagta hai mein asa karungi
Virat : Hn lagta toh hai
Sai : hoo.... Mein tumhe chodungi nahi
Virat : Pehele pakad kar toh dikhayo

Virat bhagne lagta hai aur Sai uske piche bhagti hai . Aur unhe dekh kar maza le rahe the . Virat jake Sonali je piche chup jaata hai .
Sonali : Areee
Virat : Saasu maa bachalo naa please
Sonali : Kyu mene kaha tha ushe chidane ke liye
Sai : aab tum kaha bach kar jayoge

Virat firse bhag ne lagta hai aur Sai uske piche
Dono bhagte hue kitchen me chale jaate hai . Virat ek dum ruk jaata hai. Aur piche mudkar Sai ko dekhta hai .
Sai : Aab bhag kar dikhayo .
Virat Sai ke paas aane lagta hai . Sai peeche peeche jaane lagti hai fir diwar ke paas Sai ruk jaati hai. Virat uske aur hath badhata hai aur diwar mein hath rakhta hai
Virat : Toh tumse bhagna kon chahata hai me toh keheta hun tum abhi se mujhe apne control mein kar do
Sai : Bahut naughty ho rahe ho .
Sai jane lagti hai lekin Virat ushe apne aur khich leta hai .
Virat : Naughty bhi toh apne banaya hai ...
Sai : Bahar sab intezar kar rahe bahar chalte hai
Virat : Nahi
Sai : Tum mat jao mein chali .
Sai khudko Virat se chukadar yaha se chali jaagi hai. Virat uske piche piche aata hai.

Hall mein
Sonali : Tumhari pakdam pakdai khatam ho gayi na
Virat :. Ji
Sonali : Wese in sab ke chakkar tujhe ek khush khabri dena toh bhul hj gayi
Sai : Khush khabri ! kesi khush khabri
Sonali : Teri didi yani Devi ki saadi fix ho gayi hai
Sai : Sachi Dii
Devi : hmm
Sai : Fir toh mujhe pata hai ki mere jiju kon hai
Sonali : Kese
Devi : Woh woh aap ushe kon hqi uski jiju bolenge yahi bolna chahati ho naa
Sai : Hn hn wahi wahi ... Kon hai
Sonali : Pulkit Deshpande tere hi college ke proffeser hai
Sai : Pata hai... Matlab proffeser hai pata hai

Aab Pulkit aata hai
Pulkit : Mujhe kisine yaad kiya
Virat : Sir aap yaha
Pulkit : hn wese me tum dono se milne aaya tha
Shivani ma'am bhi aa jati hai
Shivani : Mein bhi aayi hun aur hamare sath Hamrat sir bhi aaye hai
Samrat : Myself Samrat not Hamrat
Shivani : Yahi yahi
Sai : Aap sab andar aaye naa
Sab andar aate hai.
Shivani : Juhi teri saadi ho gayi tune bataya nahi
Sai : Mein Sai not juhi
Shivani : Jab samaj aa raha hai toh baar baar kyu bol rahi ho .... Tabhi mein sochu ki yeh Ruhi college kyu nahi aa rahi hai
Sai : Saiiii Saiii Saii Sai
Shivani : Apna naam learn kyu kar rahi hai .... Wese Virat beta tumne hame apni saadi ki mithai  nahi dii
Sai( sochti hai ): Acha ji mujhe Juhi Ruhi Chuhi aur Virat ko Virat beta
Karishma Sai paas aati hai aur uske kaan mein keheti hai
Karishma : Mujhe pata hai tu kya soch rahi hai dont worry Ma'am esi hi hai
Mohit : Wese sabko koi na koi mil gaya mujhe bhi kisi ke sath fix karlo
Karishma : Oo hello kisi aur ladki ke aur ankh uthakar bhi dekha toh tumhari ankhe nikal lungi

Sab hasne lagte hai
Sada : Tumhare paas toh already ek hai Sab ek nahi sambhal oate aab kya tujhe do do chahiye Mohit : nahi ji aur nahi chahiye ... Lekin tu
Sada : Aare mein toh Ninand uncle ke team mein hun akela bahut khush hun.

Sab fir se hasne lagte hai. Fir kya tha Sab apne jindigi mein hamesha khush rehete hai. Sai aur Virat hamesha ek sath rehete hai aur aab Sairat ke bich mein koi nahi tha.

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