Rule one: Always bow/kneel before Lord Loki.
Rule two: Never refer to Lord Loki as Loki Laufeyson. View rule eleven for only exception.
Rule three: Members of Loki's Army must always be prepared to drop everything to serve Loki.
Rule four: Making imitative thunder noises is inappropriate and will only agitate Loki. Do not attempt unless you are certain you can handle any events that transpire as a result. (Ireadtoomuchfantasy)
Rule five: Do not imitate Loki, as it will anger him. (MaiFireFlower)
Rule six: Always address Loki as My Lord, Your Higness, Your Magisty, etc.
Rule seven: No relations with the Avengers (JacquelynOfAsgard)
Rule eight: Highly demented thoughts are appreciated, as long as they don't oppose Loki (JacquelynOfAsgard)
Rule nine: Poptarts are forbidden, as they are Thor's food. (JacquelynOfAsgard)
Rule ten: Mischief planning is on Thursdays (Thorsday) (JacquelynOfAsgard)
Other notes:
JacquelynOfAsgard is here by the Commander of the Magic Regiment
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