now messaging:
kaveh hateryou
if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?kaveh hater
I'm a person, not a tree.you
it's hypothetical 😣kaveh hater
Hypothetically speaking, I would be a pine tree.you
good choice my friendkaveh hater
I'm not your friend.you
it's okay i'm delusional too!!!tbh if i were a tree i'd be...
... tree-mendous...
kaveh hater
Stop speaking.you
i'm just going off on a limb herekaveh hater
You're kidding right now.you
I'M JUST TRYING TO BRANCH OUT!!kaveh hater
Shut up.you
LEAF ME ALONE!!kaveh hater
I hope you're locked out of your phone later.you
are you a broom? bc you swept me off my feet 😉kaveh hater
Were you drugged?you
not yetkaveh hater
Are you high?you
drugs are bad ‼️ 👎kaveh hater
Are you drunk?you
also noi don't drink often
kaveh hater
Then what the hell is wrong with you?you
NOTHING TYVMi'm doing great rn
what did the ocean say to the shore?
kaveh hater
If you tell me another joke, I'm going to block you again.
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Fanfiction"hey take me home!!" "i don't even know you." ❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。 after arriving at a party you didn't want to be at, you accidentally texted the wrong number. no matter how many times he insists on you leaving him alone, you won't. alhaitham x reader fem...