Julia Terrace
Middletown, Connecticut
Bert: *drinking Budweiser*
Ariel: Can I drink some?
Bert: No, beer will mess you up!
Ariel: Then, why are you drinking it?
Bert: Get out of my house!
Bob Kimball: Bert, don't be rude!
Lawrence: Yeah!
Bert: Who is Melanie Cote?
Bob Kimball: Someone I know.
Bert: She's my granddaughter!
Me: No, she's not! She hardly knows you!
Bert: Shut up, boy! You think I don't know my own granddaughter? *smokes a cigarette*
OreLace: Keep that smoke away from me!
Bert: *blows smoke in her face*
OreLace: *coughing*
Harriet: Hey, you cut that out!
Bert: I am 81 years old! You will all respect me! Melanie is gonna call me in a minute!
Brandon: Dude, she doesn't know you!
Bert: *blows smoke in Brandon's face*
Brandon: Dude! *coughs, and his eyes start to water*
Sasha: Listen, old man! If you don't stop messing with everyone, I will beat you up!
Bert: You? Beating an old fella like me? *laughs hysterically* That's a good one, sister! *laughter turns into smoker's cough* Consarn it!
Sasha: I ain't playing!
Bert: You ain't gonna beat me up, girl! I fought in a war!
Sasha: I don't care! *beats up Bert*
Bert: *getting beat up*
Pam: This old goat is so rude! I hate Bert!
Sasha: *still beating up Bert*
Bert: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Sunday, June 11th, 2023.
A/N Bert is such a mean old goat! 😡 And he lives in Ariel's neighborhood! 🙄 And he is not Melanie's grandfather! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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