Illegal tips for skyvers

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anonymousstoryperson
{age: 25 }
Well, this is hard. I never actually had proper parents and the only one I did have was a little too nice to mess with.
I suppose if you can act pretend to be ill. Wince at light and curl up or shake a lot.
Or make them lots of tea beforehand.
Seemed to work with me.
Cheers and good luck on what sounds like a quest.

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