From: Pitch Perfect 2 (Normal Conversation)
Scene: After Das Sound Machine performance at the AutoShow
Kommisar: Barden Bella's! You came to see us? Is it because... (To Pieter) What do the Americans say.... Jelly!
Chloe: We are so not Jelly.
Kommisar: We need to thank you for making this tour at reality, You know with your bumping in aptitude. (To Pieter) We should send them something...Fruit Basket perhaps?
Pieter: Yum Yum.
Kommisar: Or would you prefer Mini Muffins?
Beca: Look, we didn't come here to start anything with you, we just wanted to check you out before worlds where we're gonna kick your ass!
Some of the Bellas: That's right...
Kommisar: You... You are, the kick of ass? (Moves infront of Beca) You are so tiny. Like an elf! Or is it fairy, sprite? What are those things again?
Pieter: Troll.
Kommisar: That's it! You are like a troll!
Beca: YOU! Are physically flawless. But that doesn't mean I like you!
Chloe: We are not scared about the worlds, because when the Bella's hit the stage, we are gonna blow minds.
Pieter: With what? More of Flabby Abby's baby shoot?
Fat Amy: Uh... That's not my name.
Pieter: I don't know your name, could be anything! Obestinieze, infelxible Tina, Lazy Susan...
Fat Amy: My nama is Fat Amy! And I ear crouts like you for lunch...
Pieter: You team is like a heated mess, you a mess with heal applied to it, so what once was a little messy, is now even messier.
Kommisar: Darling, please take my advice. Don't try to beat us. You can't... Were the best. And now I must really go rest my neck. It is sore from looking down on you.
Beca: OKAY! Just because you are making me very sexually confused, doesn't mean your intimidating. We have nothing to lose! Literally NOTHING!
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Pitch Perfect (1&2) Funny Lines
HumorFunny Pitch Perfect Lines from all movies. I do not own any of the characters, lines or anything in the book. They are simply lines taken from both movies.
