Substitute and White Moonlight Ditto Divorce Variety Show [MTL]

Ch 38

Chapter 38(UNEDITED)

Jiang Yushen's sudden confession, Qiao Dai only wants to respond with two words.

But he suddenly said that sentence to himself, specifying that if things go wrong, there must be demons.

The dog thief must want to mess with her Dao heart!

After all, she was the only woman who divorced him mercilessly, did not covet his money, and was not tempted by his beauty and chose to leave the house alone, so he thought that his dignity as a man had been hit by her, Just figured out this trick to deal with myself!

Tried to use confession as a signal to seduce her, and when she believed it was true, she eagerly caught her eye, kicked herself away, and said noblely and coldly: "I was just joking that day, why did you take it seriously?

" Too doggy!

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and the angrier she became, the more sleepless Qiao Dai reached for the cell phone beside her pillow and made a call.

It was picked up in less than half a minute, and the aroma of the fireworks in the market seemed to be transmitted to the sense of smell through an electric current.

"Sister Tang, are you asleep?"

"You're eating barbecue, why haven't you slept yet?"

Qiao Dai, who turned over, was so angry that she kicked the air, and then shrank back into the bed: "My friend met you." Something came up, and then she came to ask me, and I didn't know how to answer, so I couldn't sleep." "

What's the matter, let me hear it?"

"That's right, that's right, my friend's ex suddenly confessed to his friend, Saying that he wants to pursue a friend again, what do you think he is planning, or is he holding back some bad water."

Yue Tang frowned when the former sentence was normal, but the latter sentence was obviously wrong: "What do you mean?" "

It is if your ex suddenly said To reunite with you, you say he is sincere, or he wants to get something from you." Qiao Dai decided to be more tactful, making friends out of thin air.

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone before Yue Tang gritted his teeth and scolded: "Fame, fortune, nanny who doesn't need money! Qiao Qiao, let me tell you, don't believe men's lies, especially those who make trouble when they break up with you." Those exes who are unhappy! If you really meet, don't hesitate! Just blow their heads!"

"Sister Tang, I'm talking about my friend, not me." Qiao Dai hugged the soft strawberry pillow and curled up under the quilt, shamefully discovering that she had no ex-husband, only one ex-husband.

"All right, if it's your friend, it's your friend. Anyway, let me tell you, if your ex suddenly finds you to get back together, most of them won't be able to find someone who is more foolish than you. No, it's more stupid than your friend. If Really good, how could I be willing to break up with you, specifying that the family is blowing it up, and I have no money or skills, so I just want to find a woman to be a parasite to suck blood." "Well, if your friend's ex is richer than your friend,

and Why is your status?"

"Is your friend good? Is your family rich?" Yue Tang stopped his hands and said seriously.

Qiao Dai thought of herself as the black 18th line of the whole network, she just bought Xiaoping floor not long ago, and scratched her cheek in embarrassment: "So-so." "

You also said that your friend is just so-so good and ordinary. Family, then why do you think that the social class is different, and the rich ex will suddenly find her, I don't know what other people think, but I only know that maybe they want to..." After listening to Qiao

Dai , Shocked and immediately hung up the phone.

Because Sister Tang said "lover."

So the next morning, Qiao Dai, who had half a dark circle under her eyes, forgot to dislike the red dates and pumpkin porridge prepared for her, almost making Jiang Yu feel that she was not feeling well. Take a thermometer to her forehead.

Zhang Shanshan, who ate boiled eggs and vegetable salad for three days in a row, is poking the vegetable salad in the bowl with a fork, feeling that life is really boring. Although the actress wants to keep her figure because of being on camera, she is not a cow, how can she eat grass every day!

Turning her head, she saw Qiao Dai who was holding up red dates and pumpkin porridge to cool down and was about to drink. She was envious in her heart. How could they be the same people with such a big difference.

Maybe it was the smell of red dates and pumpkin porridge that was pervasively penetrating her nose, or maybe she was too hungry, so Zhang Shanshan leaned over with a pouty face and flattered her: "Qiao Qiao, if you can't finish your porridge, can you share some with me?" Me."

If she wasn't too greedy, she definitely wouldn't be able to say this.

"Then just wait a moment." Qiao Dai, who was stunned for a moment, immediately went to the kitchen to take out an empty bowl, poured all the porridge in the bowl, her good mood was directly written on her face without concealing it.

After pouring, he asked again: "Will it be a little too much?" Although Jiang Yushen's porridge cooking skills are very good, if you don't like it, you don't like it, and that narrow-minded person doesn't allow himself to waste food.

Now she has someone to share, and she is very happy! I'm just worried that what if she doesn't like porridge, or sweet porridge?

"No, no, but you pour me all the porridge, what are you eating?" Zhang Shanshan thought she would be thankful if she could get a small bowl to taste. She knelt.

"Well, will Mr. Jiang be angry when he sees it?" Zhang Shanshan, who was drooling, held the fragrant pumpkin porridge with red dates, thinking that this is the life of a human being.

"Why is he angry? He knows that porridge is what I hate the most, and he still makes me drink porridge every morning." Qiao Dai wrinkled her little nose in disgust.

"Don't worry, there are still tofu flower and steamed rice balls in the kitchen. I'm sure I won't let myself get hungry."

Looking at the small portion of red dates and pumpkin porridge, Qiao Dai gave her another rice ball with brown rice, vegetables and chicken: "I I don't have much appetite in the morning, and I can't eat much, and I have to thank you for your willingness to help me share." "

Thank you, Qiao Qiao, then I'll be more polite!" Zhang Shanshan boldly grabbed the rice ball, took a bite, and drank another mouthful of porridge .

His eyes widened, his mouth was tightly pursed, and his whole body seemed to be in trance.

[Zhang Shanshan's surprised expression, is it unpalatable? Still delicious? ]

[Is the breakfast Mr. Jiang made delicious? Sister, express your opinion! I'm dying of anxiety! ]

[I really want to soul wear my sister for a second, let me taste the love breakfast made by Mr. Jiang himself! 】

Seeing her keeping her mouth shut, Qiao Dai thought it was brown rice, vegetable and chicken rice balls that were too unpalatable, so she took a bite.

The cucumber is sweet and crisp, the spinach is slightly bitter and sweet, and the chicken floss itself has no taste, so he replaced it with bacon floss.

He Jiang Yushen's previous cooking was of the same standard, not unpalatable, but it added too many vegetables that she hated, which she hated.

Even so, Qiao Dai still asked cautiously: "Is it not to your taste?"

Zhang Shanshan, who wiped the tears from her eyes with her fingertips, swallowed the rice balls in her mouth, and hugged Qiao Dai, "No! It's so delicious! I've never eaten such delicious rice balls and porridge!" "I

eat After eating the rice balls you gave me, I realized that the ones I ate before could not be called rice balls at all!" "

It's not that exaggerated." Although, Qiao Dai, who was almost out of breath from being hugged, admitted that Jiang Yushen's craftsmanship is indeed better than ordinary people. ...

[So how delicious it is! ! ! ]

[I also want to know, I'm getting hungry watching the live broadcast, especially the bowl of porridge boiled so golden, it sucks. ]

[Did Qiao Dai save the Milky Way in her previous life, so she was able to find a man like Mr. Jiang with a lantern! ]

[Why don't you say Mr. Jiang met such a beautiful woman as sister Qiao, and my sister Qiao is not bad. ] Zhang Shanshan finished eating the rice balls, but she didn't see the chef who was cooking

for a long time: "Where's Mr. Jiang?"

"Maybe he's constipated again."

, performing a backflip on the spot.

What is constipation again? ? ?

He never had constipation at all, okay?

【Come, come, she came with a mouth. ]

[Mr. Jiang said, you are constipated, and your whole family is constipated! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, this is the first time I know how bad Miss Qiao's mouth is. 】

【It's love, right? If this is not love! What is true love! 】

【Mr. Jiang is really conniving towards Qiao Dai. If you let me know who is speaking ill of me behind my back, I will directly shovel him into outer space with a small pink shovel and make him the brightest star in the universe! 】

After the meal, Zhang Shanshan rubbed her chubby belly, squinted her eyes and smacked her tongue to savor the delicious food just now: "Qiao Qiao, Mr. Jiang's craftsmanship is so good, it's a pity not to open a restaurant." "He did open a restaurant before.

" Go to the restaurant."

Not only Zhang Shanshan, but even the people watching the live broadcast were stunned!

【What! Did I hear it wrong! Mr. Jiang actually opened a restaurant, what's the name of the restaurant! I'll fly over right away! ]

[Mr. Jiang, is your restaurant still short of people? You see whether I am suitable or not, wages are not a problem, the main thing is that I want to find a job. ]

[I thought that Boss Ba would never touch the spring water with his ten fingers, waiting for the chef to cook lobster and abalone himself every day, who knows. ]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

"The back is closed." Qiao Dai had just finished the last sentence when she seemed to hear the voice of heartbreak.

"No, why did the good ones go bankrupt? I have tasted Mr. Jiang's skills, but they are comparable to five-star chefs." Zhang Shanshan's eyes widened in disbelief.

Where is she, what is she doing, and what has she heard!

Qiao Dai, who was biting a yogurt spoon, nodded and suddenly thought, why did the restaurant he opened back then close down?

It's been so long that Qiao Dai almost forgot how she knew about the restaurant he opened.

All she knew was that she was sweating and rolling on the ground that night because of stomach cramps, and then she was found by the housekeeper and sent to the hospital.

When I opened my eyes after dawn, I saw Jiangyu, who was supposed to be in another city, standing by the bed with crimson eyes and a bowl of steaming porridge.

The porridge was so thick and soft that even she, who never liked to drink porridge, couldn't help but eat half a bowl more.

The porridge tasted very familiar, exactly like the restaurant she used to eat in her third year of high school.

She joked about whether he had opened a restaurant before, and he answered yes seriously. At that time, she also asked Zhang Shanshan, and the result she got was the same as what she said before.

"Qiao Qiao, it's time for us to leave."

"Let's go?" Because she was distracted, she didn't hear what the director said.

Because of a bowl of porridge, the good sisters Zhang Shanshan and Zhang Shanshan walked out by the wrists, complaining: "I thought the divorce variety show was to arrange for us to sit and chat. Recalling the past, who knew that we had to go out every day, which made me The skin was once black."

"The last time I was picking tea leaves, this time I went to drive sheep. If I hadn't believed in the director's character, I would have doubted whether I was participating in wilderness survival or a pastoral variety show." Walking behind, Wang Lihui consciously helped Zhang Shanshan carry her

bag Smiling honestly: "The dark spots are pretty good too, and they look healthy."

Zhang Shanshan was so angry that she punched the man next to her and rolled her eyes in disgust: "Go away, I don't need to be tanned like you, and which woman Children don't want to be white and tender."

[Zhang Shanshan and Wang Lihui still have feelings for each other, I bet! ]

[The interaction between the two of them is really natural, and they seem like an old married couple. 】

As soon as Qiao Dai took her seat, the seat next to her was occupied by someone.

"Is there no seat in front?"

Jiang Yushen, who took out a strawberry polka-dot neck pillow and handed it to her, replied confidently: "No."

Qiao Dai looked at the car with empty seats everywhere, thinking that he should go to the ophthalmology department.

When the car started, it drove slowly through the luxuriant rural roads, and the deeper it drove, the reinforced concrete of the city was also left behind.

In the end, the bus stopped at the edge of a boundless grassland, looking down at the cattle and sheep, and looking up at the white clouds and blue sky.

"The air here is really nice." Qiao Dai, wearing a straw hat, jumped out of the car and opened her arms to welcome the cool wind.

"If you like, I can stay here with you in the future." Jiang Yushen stood beside him.

She was looking into the distance, and he was looking at her. Everything he saw was gentle.

"Today our tasks are random, and the guests will come forward and draw lots to decide their own tasks." Now whenever the director comes out, they feel that he has malicious intentions, and their stomachs are full of bad water. His face looked like a thief in their eyes.

Four cards, representing four tasks.

The men unanimously decided to let the women draw lots, and asked the reason, that their hands were stinky.

Just as Qiao Dai took a step forward, Jin Yuanyuan was already one step ahead of her, pulled out one, and then opened it under the live camera.

I saw the flying dragons and phoenixes written inside: "Milk the Goat" with her downcast expression, the eating effect is better.

Qiao Dai was second, and she got "Catching the Sheep"

"How good yours looks, how poetic and picturesque it is under the blue sky and white clouds, just me." Zhang Shanshan sighed sadly with her face crossed, if there is a Great Wall here, She can sigh down the Great Wall.

"So what did you get?"

Zhang Shanshan pulled her face and clenched her fists, gritting her teeth: "Picking up cow dung."

"Isn't this a place to raise sheep? If you want to pick up sheep dung, why pick up cows?"

Speaking of this, Zhang Shanshan's pretty face was almost wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and she held her forehead and cursed at the sky: "It's not that the sheep manure is too small, it's still one grain at a time. If I really let me pick it up, don't you think it's the same as picking soybeans with chopsticks?" It's just as embarrassing."

When Qiao Dai thought of her scene, it was hard to look directly at the pearls in the bubble tea.

[Help, I'm drinking milk tea, why did you show me such a horrible adjective, I don't dare to look directly at the milk tea now. 】

【It's okay if you drink other milk tea, but I drink pearl milk tea, hey! ]

[I looked at the grains of mutton, and I thought what I drank was not pearls, but...]

[Shut up! shut up! shut up! 】

【Prosperity, democracy, freedom, harmony, friendship and body care! Ahhh! I heard nothing, I heard nothing! ]

[Look, a sheep has been pulled, and the ones pulled out look like pearls. 】

【! ! ! devil! ! Get out! ! ! 】

They said they were here to drive the sheep, but in fact they didn't need them to drive the sheep at all, because there were two friends and two shepherd dogs who were loyally guarding the sheep.

Jodai, who was wandering outside the flock, crouched down holding a willow whip, and hugged a small foster cub that had been left behind by the large group.

The extraordinarily well-behaved lamb nestled in Qiao Dai's arms, not afraid to stick out its tongue to lick her face and hands.

"Don't lick it, it's itchy."

Standing in the distance, Jiang Yushen had a serious face, his brows were slightly furrowed, and his pupils, which were light to brown in color, were covered with a layer of shadow and coldness.

[Why does Mr. Jiang look like he's angry. ]

[Where is the anger, I can see that he is eating the vinegar of the little lamb held in Qiao Dai's arms. 】

【Not only jealous, but also thinking about whether to steam the lamb or braise it in braised sauce. Sure enough, cumin is the best. ]

[I have a hundred ways to eat sheep here! I can go and help skin the sheep. 】

【Tsk tsk tsk, I heard that plan in Inner Mongolia. ]

Qiao Dai saw that his eyes kept falling on the lamb she was holding, and she thought he wanted to hug but was embarrassed, so she directly stuffed the lamb into his arms: "Do you want to hug too, just say That's fine."

"It's normal to like fur."

​​Jiang Yushen, who was forced to stuff a sheep in his arms, suddenly stiffened, and his serious expression almost cracked.

After blinking, Qiao Dai folded her hands and couldn't help joking: "Mr. Jiang, you aren't afraid of sheep,

are you?" Baaaa demolition.

"Really?" Qiao Dai smiled slyly and took out a pack of crispy noodles from her pocket, "I don't believe it."

As soon as the crispy noodles were unpacked, the flock of sheep that were still grazing intently looked like cats who had inhaled mint. He turned his head, his eyes glowing green.

Qiao Dai grabbed a handful of crispy noodles and sprinkled them in mid-air, watching Jiang Yushen with the corners of her lips tightly pursed, and decided to tease him.

He took his hand, spread out the crispy noodles and closed them again, and patted his shoulder viciously, tiptoed to his ear, and whispered: "Boss Jiang, the sheep is here." Then

Joe Dai admired the picture of his pupils shrinking sharply and his expression cracked, and tried to hold back his laughter: "Yang Yang is so cute, how can you be afraid of Yang Yang?"

Jiang Yu firmly denied: "No, I am not afraid of sheep."

Qiao Dai lowered her voice and approached his ear, jokingly said, "Mr. Jiang, did you hear the sound of the bellows?"

"What bellows?" Jiang Yushen immediately realized that she was breathing loudly.

【So I don't have a flock and I don't have the secret of Pleasant Goat and Lazy Goat, because I don't have a pack of crispy noodles that can summon a flock of sheep! ]

[The crispy noodles are really delicious! Fragrant and crunchy! What brand is the crispy noodles that Miss Qiao is holding? I want to eat it too. ]

[Really, the more I watched this variety show, the more I realized that Mr. Jiang's character image in my mind became more and more specific, so I couldn't even find npy! ]

[The notorious glamorous female star X male mother father president]

[? ? ? Why is it a male mother, shouldn't it be the overlord? ]

[No, I want a male mother, I want a male mother. 】

#乔董 The crispy noodles that can summon a flock of sheep in her hand! #

#I bought the same crispy noodles, can I call out a flock

of sheep# #决定羊羊的相粉面#

In an instant, the top ten most searched were all listed by the crispy noodles, and the merchants with a keen sense of smell changed immediately In the publicity picture, the spokesperson simply and rudely used the picture of Qiao Dai summoning the flock with a bag of crispy noodles.

"Bought my family's crispy noodles, maybe you can summon the flock like Qiao Dai. "

"My family's crispy noodles, Qiao Dai said it was good after eating it.

"Want to Summon the Flock? " Click the link below to buy the same type of crispy noodles as Qiao Dai. "

Even Yue Tang, who was watching the live broadcast, was on the verge of being called by the partner of the crispy noodle manufacturer.