Detective chimp:oh give me that....you don't act like him do you....Jesus your mother must have been hilarious
Batman:alright tell us everything
Detective chimp:No let me tell you something now I spend a long time dealing with fools trying to be bigger only for it to blow up in there face they have several types of humans who are exactly the same only for it to be them shoving shit up there ass and there people who do things in secret that kill's someone by accident there people who are racist by there skin such as scales or feather and they don't do crowd control and people die and next thing you know they take this opportunity to steal more power shit that that can shove in the heroes ass and then when there is a problem the leave the city unprotected and some fight each other cause they don't agree with there problems and cause more death and some just want to be as good as gods and all I have to say it....WHAT THE FUCK
Peter:Beer?
Detective chimp:YES!!!!
Batman:ok chimp I know it's been years but tell me did you see other
Detective chimp:yes and solve how to get home some wanted to try some quit but we went out separate ways we though we lost and now had to be here but we saw the heroes and saw many wars and battles so we quit being heroes and saved people but why didn't I see the boy
Peter:well I had a conversation with spectre he said someone saved me but why
Detective chimp:3 mysteries
Peter:how
Detective chimp:1 where the other are.....2 why where you saved......3 what's up with the worlds ass
Peter:gonna be a long day
With supergirl
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Mary marvel:so how's it been working far away
Supergirl:you know just a typical day in the office
Mary marvel:and how's the great and sweet son of batman
Supergirl:you have no idea
Mary marvel:heard from powergirl you and him been real busy
Supergirl:apart from working hard we been helping other and understanding each other and trying to find more of our friends
Mary marvel:nice and what else have you been doing
Supergirl:well me and him have been going on dates and some of his ex call him
