What happens when you are given an alien device that grants you the power to turn into an alien and become the mate of several of the hottest girls in hell has to offer? Well, this story will surprise you!
(Ben 10 is owned by Cartoon Network Studios...
(This takes place before the events of the beach episode)
Octavia: Are you ready for this?
(Y/N): Not really.
Octavia: It'll be fine.
Octavia kisses (Y/N) on the cheek and they both enter Stolara's study.
Octavia: Hi, mum.
Stolara: Octavia, what is it my little Starfire?
Octavia: We have something to tell you-
(Y/N): *throws up on the floor* Sorry.
Outside of the study
(Y/N): I think that went well!
Octavia: You threw up and we both left.
(Y/N): That's all in the past.
Octavia: It was literally 30 seconds ago.
(Y/N): That's a matter of opinion.
Octavia: No it isn't. Let's try again.
They enter the study again. (Y/N) activates the Omnitrix and transforms into Stinkfly.
Octavia: Mum, we have something to tell you.
Stinkfly sniffed his own slime and the aroma of the goo was so toxic that it knocked him out.
Outside of the study (again). (Y/N) reverted back to his human form
(Y/N): I went alien, turned into Stinkfly, and knocked myself out, didn't I?
Octavia: Yeah, you did.
(Y/N): Yeah...
(Y/N) activates the Omnitrix again but Octavia smacks his hand away.
Octavia: Don't do it again!!! Look-you take the lead this time.
(Y/N): Ight.
They reenter the study
Attempt #1
(Y/N): [nonsensical rambling]
Octavia: 😑
Attempt #2
(Y/N): You see Stolara, the thing is, Octavia and I--*pulls out his gun* I'll just kill her.
Octavia: Woah, woah!!!
(Y/N): Let me shoot her in the face!!!
Octavia: No, No!!!
Attempt #3
(Y/N): Mom! Dad! I'm gay!
Octavia: Wrong! I hope...
Attempt #2 (continued)
(Y/N): If I shoot her, we can make out!
Octavia: No, (Y/N)!
(Y/N): This could be so easy!
Attempt #4
(Y/N): When two people spend a lot of time together--
Octavia: Where are your legs?!
Attempt #5
(Y/N): [speaks German]
Octavia: Nein!
Attempt #6
(Y/N): Stolara--
5YL (Y/N): *teleports in* I'm you from the future! Tell Stolara she's sexy!
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(Y/N): You're skinny!
5YL (Y/N): Bruh.
Octavia: You can't even get THAT right?!
Attempt #7
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Attempt #2 (continued (again))
Octavia: (Y/N)! (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Give me the... No!
After so many failed attempts, they are outside of the study once again
(Y/N): I'm really bad at this, Aren't I?
Octavia: Yeah, Mum is never gonna find out about us.
(Y/N): Oh, THAT'S what we're doing?!
They enter the study, one last time
(Y/N): Stolara, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I'm dating Octavia.
Stolara: That's wonderful news!
(Y/N): Wait, really?
Stolara: Of course. You two were childhood friends and you two would hang out with each other, so it was only a matter of time before you both started dating.
