Demon dinosaur

CHERUB

[The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.]

Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

[The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.]

Millie: Nice one, B!

Blitzo: Gimme another, Mox.

[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]

Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!

[Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.]

Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...

[Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]

Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?

[Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.]

Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,

[gray is seen in aging Buffalo wings all flavors.]

gray: who the hell is this clown? [eats Buffalo wing]

Millie: just some wacko who invent shit for people who don't want e'm [looks at wings] ya gonna share some of that