"If you two don't fucking kiss already. Damn, everyone's been waiting for your dumbasses to kiss."
"What the fuck is up with you? Did you see something that turned you on?"
"Hello Kitty's grouchy Uncle looks like he's about to punch your Joker smiley face looking ass. Does My Talking Tom have a dad? Because that's probably his dad right now."
"HOW THE FUCK CAN HE STILL STAND WITH YOUR HEAVY ASS ALL OVER HIM?! If you don't give my guy his damn space, he looks shock as hell. You had to jump at him out of nowhere with your trash Betty Boop demon looking ass"
"Don't just stand there, run! Oh wait...YOUR FAT ASS IS GONNA RUN OUTTA BREATH, SO YOU PROBABLY MIGHT DIE"
" I know she saw that shit, why is she just standing there?!"
"So this bitch gained weight? She went from this^ to this:"
(She apologizes to anyone who's overweight. She didn't mean to offend you in any way, but she was just speaking facts.)
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