happy hotel or hazbin hotel

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Y/n pov

I'm alone at the hotel, eating popcorn while watching the 666 news. Charlie and vaggie are at that news station to promote the hotel. I shrug and noticed Angel Dust hasn't returned from his work.

"He is most likely doing something stupid again..." I mutter
"Good afternoon, I'm Kate Killjoy," Kate says
"An I'm Tom Trench. Chaos out of Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side. Between notable kingpins, Sir Pentious and self-proclaimed punky powerhouse Cherry Bomb." Tom announced
"That's right, Tom. After the recent extermination, many areas are up for grabs! Demons all over hell are already duckin' it out to gain new territory, " Kate adds
"Those two seem to really be going at it, huh?" Tom asks

I groan. I hate conflict. I turn the tv off and walk to the kitchen and start making coffee and something for everyone to eat when they return.

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I hear shouting and talking, so I poke my head out to the reception area to see Vaggie glaring at someone like normal while explaining something to angel. I walk to them while sipping my 10th cup of coffee.

"What's happening?" I ask
"Where were you, sugar tits?" Angel asks
"Kitchen..." I deadpan
"The radio demon is here," vaggie growls out
"She looks like a strawberry pimp," Angel says

I blink in confusion and see Charlie and this radio demon walk to us.

Wait, the radio demon looks like me a bit...

Wait, the radio demon looks like me a bit

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"Now, my dear. Where's your staff?" The radio demon asks

Charlie looks sheepish and waves her hand to Vaggie. I shrug and sip my coffee.

"Now that won't do! Now, what can you can, my dear fellow?" Radio demon asks Angel
"I can suck your clit" Angel says

I chock on my coffee and punch my chest for Charlie and vaggie to pat my back. Radio demon looks at me in surprise.

"Now, who is this?" She asks
"Oh, our first customer." Charlie says happily

I frown as I see my coffee sprayed over the reception counter.

"Angel, you owe me coffee..." I grumble
"Come on, sugar tits. You need to lay off that stuff, " Angel says

I glare at him, and he shuts up with all 4 hands up in surrender.

"Now my dear, I'm Alastria. What's your name?" She asks
"(Y/n) Sanaroff..." I grumble out

I see Alastria eyes widen and clutch my chin. I see vaggie getting her spear out.

"(Y/n).... my little fawn..." she says

Huh... little fawn....

~flashback~
Y/n age 2 pov

I woke up from my nap, and I started crying due to a nightmare. I get out of bed and run out with my deer plush. I look around to see Papa and mama reading books.

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