Chapter 80: Our Reality

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Aeroplane chess was generally a four-player game. The seven people in the seventh squad was divided into four teams. Li Chun was in a team by himself while Ji Yushi was naturally put together with Song Qinglan.
Once all the conditions were decided, they started the game. Ji Yushi however didn’t win a single one of them.

Fortunately, the game followed the points system used when they were trainees and only the team with the lowest score would be punished.
Li Chun truly deserved the title of a slag man. He thought of a particularly terrible punishment: With your back facing us, use your butt to write the words “I am a pig”.

The first loser Tang Qi wanted flip the table and storm off: “Fuck.”
Tang Le who was in the same team as his older brother also yelled, “Chun’er, just you wait! You will be next!!”

Under everyone else’s roaring laughter, the pair of twins stood up and turned their backs to everyone.
The two big men really couldn’t do something like twisting their ass around in front of everyone.

Zhou Mingxuan clapped his hands, “Raise your shirt and reveal your ass!! Let this lord see if your ass is perky or not!”
Everyone: “HAHAHAHAHA!”

Even Ji Yushi laughed along. He didn’t expect these straight men to be like this. It was very amusing.

The twins stood in a line, pulled up their shirts to reveal their lower bodies and then twisted their butts up, down, left and right to write in the air ‘I am a pig’. Every twist of their waist left the others roaring in laughter.

“Work it more!!”
“The one on the left, your ass is not drawing round enough!”
“It’s the butt of the butts!”

The two cursed loudly as they completed their punishment. Li Chun almost ended up in tears from laughing too hard.

Intelligence and hyperthymesia didn’t work in games like this. Everything was completely random and relied on luck.

Their luck wasn’t too good nor was it too bad. After Duan Wen had to pretend to drink Zhou Mingxuan’s milk, Tang Qi and Tang Le had to blow balloons and pop them using their bodies and Li Chun had to drink water while doing a handstand, it was finally their turn to come last place.
Li Chun’s aeroplanes had already reached the goal. Song Qinglan could only ask, “What’s the punishment this time?”

Despite the fact that he had asked with a smile, Song Qinglan’s deep look along with his usual image that was deeply rooted in their hearts made Li Chun afraid.

“Huh?” Li Chun spoke weakly, “T-then you can just do a hundred push-ups!”

Everyone: “…….”
“Fuck? Chun Chun, are you even human?”
“It’s just a game, it’s not like Cap Song will eat you, you coward!”
“I don’t accept it! Why?! Why do they get special treatment?! Is it because I don’t look as good as Advisor Ji?!”

Everyone cried out in dissatisfaction.
Song Qinglan however had already stood up. He patted his hands and got ready, “A hundred push-ups?”

Ji Yushi also stood up.

Zhou Mingxuan, “Wait a minute!”

Song Qinglan and Ji Yushi paused.
Ji Yushi saw Zhou Mingxuan’s small eyes flash and had a bad feeling. With their level of immaturity…..

Sure enough, Zhou Mingxuan pretentiously proposed, “Push-ups are okay, but it’s an easy feat for Cap Song and it is something Advisor Ji can do too so it would be letting you two off too easily.”

Song Qinglan, “Then?”

“Change it to push-up with weights.” Zhou Mingxuan demanded, “Advisor Ji sits on Cap Song’s back with both feet off the ground and he must stay like that until Cap Song finishes the set.”

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