REGRETEVATOR STUFF IM JUST WRITING!!

spive pt 1 I guess :3

UH SECOND TIME WRITING THIS BC I BLUE HIGHLIGHTED IT AND DELETED IT

I'm sobbing sorry this is taking extra long 

uh anyways ty for the request :3 

this will be horrible btw I've never really wrote fanfics before :D

also yes I am adopting EVERY ONE OF YOU 

ehem anyways continuing on with the story sorry for the extra shit you didn't mean

I need to stfu sometimes oh well :3

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Split woke up in a daze and sleepily arose from her mattress looking around in her oversized shirt that said SPLITSVILLE and her banana pj pants

she groaned an forced herself to get ready for the day as she woke up she saw Bive's radio lying on the end of her bed

'oh shit that's right I've been meaning to give it back to her'

Split remembering Bive in her thoughts woke up quicker and moved hastely around getting ready changing out of her pajamas into her normal outfit for the day

she walked out of her apartment into the Splitsville! floor she sat on the bland bleachers and waiting for the elevator to arrive making small talk around the stadium

time passes

"ugh this is taking so long.."

just as she said it fiddling with Bive's ratio the elevator opened and glared at it

she decides to enter and see who was inside

Split gasped as she saw Bive

"Oh Biveyyy!!" Split called

Bive turned her head to see Split and she slightly blushed at the nickname Split rushed over to talk to her paranoid cru-FRIEND

"So how has today been going for you Bivey?" Split said with enthusiasm 

"OH! wait before you tell me here you left this at my apartment!" Split handed Bive her ratio

"oh! I guess I forgot it again..sorry for leaving it.....again.." Bive said feeling guilty

"no worries everytime I see it you always come to mind!"

Bive , flustered by the comment took the ratio she heard a hirping noise and turned-

Split turned too being spooked by a emo looking ass bug..

"oh hey Pest!" Split exclaimed 

Pest went on mumbling something that Split couldn't understand looking back at Bive

Bive seemed paronoid by him- they were always so weird to her they traveled on the elevator for what seemed like forever making small chitchat as they went on soon the Subway floor magicly

(like a fairy)

appeared and Pest got out and went to set on the bench with Poob Split then realized that it was getting late and pulled out a ticket(from god knows where lmao) and clicked on the Splitsville floor she walked back over to Bive waiting for the 20 second timer to be up that way she could go 

Split looked over at Bive and kissed her on the head

Bive,clearly flustered replayed the favor kissing her on the lips Split held her hand as they talked the Splitsville floor appeared (magicly) Split started to get off she turned back to Bive 

"hey uh I know you didn't pack a bag but do you want to stay over?and uhh maybe make a cheesecake?"(object show referance adkjkjskdskdj I'm fucking insane <3)

Bive (FLUSTERED AGAIN BIG FUCKING SHOCKER) accepted and she stayed the night 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I love women.

like-

how can you not

this has 519 words btw

.

this is absolutely horrible

I could've done better tbh

but hey its my first time!

anyways time to add how shitty this is to my 50 reasons to die

its reason 37 :3

anyways yuh ty for reading!

I will feed you more in a minute or hour or smth like that

it's partybeetle bc I'm bored asf

anyways requests open anything ANYTHING is accepted just don't get TOO wild

also some of y'all are forgetting that gregoriah has a canon bf named Buttondrop

gregoriah is also canon pan :3