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Haram: *staring at Chiquita drunkily* How are you real?

Chiquita: *obviously teasing* Actually I'm not, you imagined me just now

Haram: *starts crying*

Chiquita: B-babe wha-?

Haram: I knew it! Only I could create someone as irritating and beautiful as you to be with me!

Chiquita: ... Why did I think marrying you was a good idea?

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