Celebrity Burn Book

Jennifer Lopéz

If there were an award for "most side boob shown", Jennifer Lopez would win. I didn't think an 8 foot long v-neck cut was possible until JLo came along. She made a song with Iggy Azalea and that other person no one knows the name of called booty, that was about how big her rear end is. Personally I think that it is average size, and she should just stop fantasizing because it ain't gonna ever be like Kim K. Does anyone else feel like her and Pitbull would make a great couple?