First Ten pick-up Lines!!!

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Mga pick-up lines na napulot lang po sa tabi tabi... Sana makarelate kayo!!! HEHEHE ENJOY!!!

1. Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

2. "Balita ko magaling ka daw sa algebra ah... Favor naman oh...

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Can you replace my X w/o asking Y?

3. Ang ideal guy ko ay parang square root of -1...

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Kasi isa lang siyang IMAGINARY.

4. Our love is like dividing by zero.... 

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because you cannot define it.

5. I'm not being obtuse, you are just being acute girl.

6. "Square root of -1 ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pag-iisip ang gawin ko,

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parang hindi ka talaga REAL eh..."

7. The derivative of my love for you is 0,

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because my love for you is constant. 

8. 45 degree angle ka ba?

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Because your perfect. 

9. Para kang estudyante tapos ako yung Math book...

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Kasi sinosolve mo ang mga problem ko.

10. Alam mo bang Engineer ako?

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Kasi I can mend your broken heart.

First 10 po sa mga baon kong Math pick-up lines!!! Hope you enjoyed!!! Hahahaha!!!

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