There was once a lemon who grew on a tree he hsd just been a small little blossom and he wanted go be the biggest ripest juciest lemon of the tree .9 months passed and lemmon was now a grown lemon he evrn got a tibal name as john lemon .John lemon was the best singer and leaf player in the tree all the ladies loved him but one faithful day he was kidnapped by the giant white 5 legged spider(✋) he woke up to found him sel on a rough brown surface (a table)a sharp metal object was then placed on the table with a tall see through statue and a roundabout thing little did john lemon know there was a juicer a knife and a cup tnen dome sugar which looked like snow to him .John lemon was torcherd he was cut in half and continously twisted , poured into a glass and added sugar .The pain was too much for little john lemon he thrn became insane and is now knows as DARTH LIME (dun dun dun) he also now has diabetes from all the sugar .
Im just joking guys im just taking requests right now so go easy on me ok?
Tchainz15 out~
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