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A father decides to buy a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

His son comes home he asks his son what he was doing. 

The son says. "I did homework."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says." Ok i was watching a movie with my friends."

The dad says. "What movie?"

The son says."Toy story"

The robot slaps the son.

The son says"Fine it was Dumb and Dumber."

The father says. "What at your age i did not even know what that was."

The robot slaps the father.

The wife says. "well he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the wife.

"ROBOT FOR SALE."

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