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Hi, it's Charlie, just checking to see if you gave me a legit number.
[several brand new deer drawings later]
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Hello, thank you-
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STOP.
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Hell-
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FOR FUCKING PETE'S SAKE STOP IT. I WILL FUCKING KILL FERNE FOR THIS.
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You got the right number, psycho. It's been fun. Until next time ;)
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What the fuck?
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You're a bastard.
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I don't know why I fucking bothered.
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Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
