The Boys & Girls of the Back Row [#Wattys2016]

Evidence, Pt. I

Group Chat

December, 2014

gurlbossrowan: ah morning! dear morning! we see you & commiserate our sorrows!

chriswhoisthis: comm...comm...communism! consumerism! communal! concentrate!

gurlbossrowan: asshole

xlexx: big words, little people

chriswhoisthis: i'm not little i'm a beast. did you check snapshot? watch for the ping-pong table...

gurlbossrowan: ugh. 15 min of debauchery.

depaulde: has anyone hear from Han?

chriswhoisthis: Solo?

gurlbossrowan: no, smartass

chriswhoisthis: so much fire. no han. yours, Solo, or otherwise.

gurlbossrowan: point of text. am worried. driving for donuts because homeroom sucks. copatriots, or requested flavors?

xlexx: coming in for back-up. i'll take blueberry. muffin.

chriswhoisthis: what a nonconformist. another big word! mom, i aced the SATs! donut please. whatever isn't stale.

depaulde: how can you eat donuts???!!! have swim, will travel. look after school. if i see dude she left with i might throw that shit up.

gurlbossrowan: so raspberry-filled then?

depaulde: check. let me know if find.

xlexx: check check

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