Texts Between Sherlock and Mycroft

A Scandal in Belgravia

I know it wasn't what he wanted. It's called feigning ignorance. -SH

What a waste of a perfectly functionable memory stick. -MH

To call it a sacrifice would be more accurate. -SH

You could have called instead of having people burst into my flat. I was in the middle of a case. -SH

Would you have listened if I had done so? Also, my sources report that you refuse to put on your pants. Do try not to embarrass me, brother dear. -MH

There is no actual necessity to retrieve the pictures. -SH

Christ Sherlock what did she do to you? I'm coming over right now. -MH

You are rarely so persistent when you are informed that your client no longer need your services. -MH

It is the fact that you are hiding something from me that intrigues me. -SH

I hid my Playboys from you when we were teenagers. You were anything but interested. -MH

Maybe it was just because you had really bad taste. -SH

Admit it Sherlock. You're interested in her. -MH

Admit it Mycroft. You're interested in the person who lives two blocks away from you. -SH

It would be appreciated if you are to change the subject. Now. -MH

Why so shy, brother dear? -SH

Have you found her yet? -SH (Time sent 25/12 20:01)

Patience, little brother. You had just notified me a minute ago. -MH

The sloth- like speed of the British government's forces amaze me. -SH (Time sent: 25/12 20:02)

Even your homeless network would not have been capable of searching through the whole of Britain within two minutes. -MH

How long is it going to take them? -SH (Time sent: 25/12 20:03)

Meet me at St Bart's. -MH

There was no need to have John look after me. -SH

I know a broken heart when I see one. -MH

Love is a frightening thing. Do be careful, brother dear. -MH

Battersea. Now. -MH

There was no need to toss a man out of a window for multiple times, for that would not anyhow help on matters of deciding between John and Irene. -MH

By the way, I vote for John. -MH

You do enjoy summoning me a lot. -SH

Rest assured, it is not because I need your services this time. -MH

You never actually needed it. -SH

I originally meant to use Irene Adler to train you. But all this had gone too far. -MH

Interesting how you thought of John after cracking the code. How very telling. -MH

Stop trying to be a matchmaker, Mycroft. You suck at it. -SH