Michael is a Fuckboi

Muck Fichael

when michael was a yung child he would pull in all the hoes. he notice many girls liked to give him 25 cents for his chipotle burrito. one day a hot girl name dylan gived him a 25 cent, and he ate it. it turned out dylan just want to distract him from his play doh, and tooked it all away. michael tried to run after the hot girl, but he was too thicc. he tripped and felled onto his bum, and into a pothole fulled of banana piranhas. they ated him all up, and he died. THE END! :D

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