"Hello this is Julio's--"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?"
"Excuse me?"
"A l-- wait. This isn't Aasha, is it."
"No, but this is someone who's going to kick yo ass to Venus. Do you need something?"
"..."
"Helloooo."
"Uh, I actually don't need anything. But could you tell me when Aasha has her next shift?"
"She works on weekends, kids. She's a college student."
"Of course. I should've thought about that before blurting out a dirty joke, amiright?"
"..."
"*clears throat* Point taken."
"Either you buy something or get off the phone, brother."
"Please don't fire her."
"Fire who?"
"..."
"Kid. Seriously."
"Actually I changed my mind. I'm thinking jumbo pepperoni, how bout it?"
"Whatever. Eh, quick question?"
"Yes?"
"What's the end of that joke?"
"Sorry old man, it wasn't made for you."
"Hey, who you calling old ma--"
*your call has ended*
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phoneo and juliet [ a dialogue story ]
Romance"This is Julio's pizzeria, what would you like to order?" "Hi, could I have a large pepperoni pizza with a double chocolate mocha delivered to 76 Maple Avenue?" "That will be 13.50. Anything else?" "Not really." "Your order will be ready in 20 minut...
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