John looks at porn and gets taken away by the po po
Once apon a time john and dave were using the internet
And dave was like, hey john, check out thisReALLY COOL WEBSITE"
And john was like, "oKAY DAVE"
And they went to the really cool website toGETHEr
And dad walked in and sees them looking at the really cool website
And dad was like "You son of a bitch faggots , STOP LOOKIN AT MYYYY PORRNNNNNNNNN"
And dave was like, "what, yer old ass smokin fuck head peice of shit dong fuck shit get the fuck out of johns room"
And dad was like, "DAVE, IMMA EAT YOUR FUCKIN BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LJKE THAT AGAIN you peice of fUCK"
And dad left the rOOMMMMM
And joh nand dave continued to look at porrnnss of porn
And they clicked this sECreT route aND IT WAS KARKAT PORNN
And there were po-cireus Outside
And dad came back into the room and was like "now you fuckers have done it, you peices of immature sack of dick fap
THE PO PO ARE EHERE, THE POO POOOOO"And he ran out of the house screamin and shit
And then the a police man came up to johns door and opened it
and THE POLICE MAN WAS KARRKATT
And officer karkat was like, "JOHN, YOU DUMBASS THOSS WERE MY PRIVATE PICS YOU GODDAMN FUCKASS BITCH"
And officer karkat took john out back was like,
"IMMA SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS , AND MY BATON!
YOU BETTER BE FUCKIN READY, GODDAMMNNNNNN"
...
And john was never seen again
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John looks at porn and gets taken away by the po po
FanfictionWhether you like HomeStuck or not, you should read this. You'll laugh your fucking ass off. ;D