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Finah: mila

Finah: camila

Finah: camila cabello

Finah: CAMILLA FUCKING ANSWER

Lauren: i don't think she intends to respond anytime soon

Finah: why not? i wanted to go get lunch

Lauren: she's kind of hiding under the covers and won't let me under

Finah: ???

ManiBear: what did you do, jaguar?

Lauren: i didn't do anything! i was making breakfast and i heard her scream so i fucking grabbed my phone and was halfway dialing 911 when i got there and she was crying in the club

Lauren: crying under the covers*** what the fuck kind of autocorrect

Allysus: ...

Allysus: so i may have sent her a link to youtube and told her it was a cute puppy video

Allysus: it was not

Lauren: ....what did you send her?

Allysus: so you know how they're remaking stephen king's IT?

Lauren: allyson brooke

Lauren: i know you did not send camila, my girlfriend, whom you know is HORRIFIED of anything remotely related to clowns, that movie trailer

Allysus: except i..kind of..did?

Lauren: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

Lauren: SHE ALREADY JUMPS AWAY FROM SEWERS YOU BITCH

Allysus: I'M SORRY I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY

Lauren: dinah, get some carry-out from camzi's favorite. i'm gonna try to get her out of bed

Finah: idk her favorite place bitch, i'm not her gf

Lauren: you're her friend though?

Finah: when it comes to food, i don't pay attention to anyone else

Lauren: oh my god, just go to fucking taco bell or something then

Finah: ALRIGHT BITCH DAMN

ManiBear: i'll come too, i'm hungry

Finah: YOU ALWAYS ARE

Mila: ...

Mila: i want popeyes

Finah: fine, i'll get you damn popeyes

Lauren: camzi, are you gonna come out now?

Mila: you're sitting right next to me, why are you texting?

Lauren: because i don't wanna scare you

Finah: it's literally a MOVIE stop being dramatic

Mila: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, DINAH. WHAT IF IT COMES OUT OF THE SCREEN AND KILLS ME? KIND OF LIKE LAUREN DID CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY SHE ISN'T A FICTIONAL CHARACTER WITH HER LOOKS.

Finah: ...

Finah: that turned gay real fast

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