Heathers Lyrics [Genderbend]

Our Love is God

J.D.
They made you cry,
but that will end tonight.
You are the only thing that's right
about this broken world.
Go on and cry,
but when the morning comes,
we'll burn it down and then
we'll build the world again...
Our love is God.

VINCENT
Are you okay?

J.D.
I was alone.
I was a frozen lake,
but then you melted me awake;
See, now I'm crying too.
You're not alone.

VINCENT
You're not alone...

J.D.
And when the morning comes,

VINCENT
When the morning comes...

J.D.
We'll burn away that tear,
and raise our city here...

VINCENT
Raise our city here...

J.D. & VINCENT
Our love is God.

KELLY
Yeah-lo?

VINCENT
Hi, Kelly, it's Vincent... how did you girls know it was a fantasy of mine to have two girls at once?

KELLY
Wowuhh... lucky guess?

VINCENT
If you want it to come true, meet me at the cemetery. At dawn.

KELLY
Free dick!

RAM
And we don't even have to buy it a pizza!

J.D.
We can start and finish wars,

J.D. & VINCENT
We're what killed the dinosaurs.
We're the asteroid that's overdue.
The dinosaurs choked on the dust,
they died because God said they must.
The new world needed room
for me and you.

J.D.
I worship you.
I'd trade my life for yours.
They all will disappear,
we'll plant our garden here:
Our love is God.

J.D. & VINCENT
[Variously, repeats)
Our love is God.

VINCENT
Whoa. Is that real?

J.D.
Yeah, but we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets.

VINCENT
Ich Luge...? What?

J.D.
My grandma scored them in World War II. They contain a powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. We will use them to knock out Ram and Kelly long enough to make it look like a suicide pact. Complete with a forged suicide note.

KELLY & RAM
"Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a disapproving world."

J.D.
And when the morning comes,
they'll both be laughing haters...

J.D. & VINCENT
So let's go hunt some cheerleaders!

KELLY
Hi... Vincent.

RAM
Uh... So do we just whip it out or what?

VINCENT
Take it slow, Ram. Strip for me.

KELLY
What about you?

VINCENT
I was hoping you'd rip my clothes off me, sport. Count of three.

VINCENT
One... two...

J.D.
Three.

KELLY
Aaaugh! Holy crap!

J.D.
Stay there. I'll get her!

VINCENT
Ram? You're just unconscious, right?
Ram? Ram!

J.D.
Ger off the fence! Get off the damn fence!

KELLY
I don't understand!

J.D.
We can start and finish wars.
We're what killed the dinosaurs.
We're the asteroid that's overdue.

KELLY
Stop being a bitch!

J.D.
The dinosaurs will turn to dust.

KELLY
What does that mean?!

J.D.
They'll die because we say they must.

VINCENT
What the f**k have you done?!

J.D.
... I worship you.
I'd trade my life for yours.
We'll make them disappear.
We'll plant our garden here.

J.D.
Our love is God.

VINCENT
Our love is God...

J.D.
Our love is God.

VINCENT
Our love is God...

J.D. AND VINCENT
Our love is God!...