A/N: So guys, I did promise that this chapter would be extra funny as an apology for last chapter's emotional rollercoaster. So I shall give it to you! Comment your favorite fanfiction genre- I'll need something else to write when this story reaches its near end. (Sorry but it's true.) Anyway, let's get on to the chapter...
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Random fan: YEAH SLIDE TACKLE THAT SON OF A-
Giovanni: And here ees FC Barcelona, AKA Barcelona's football club-or as you Americeens say it- soccer.
Marissa: This is pretty cool... Who are they playing?
Giovanni: Well currently I purchased tickets for the game where they face "The Spanish Football Club of Hippity Hop"
Bruce: Well that's awful kind of you.
Giovanni: Eees okay, it will come out of your tour bill.
Frank: Alrighty then.
Giovanni: Please take your seats, The fans get-er how do you say eet-Rowdy
Random Fan 2: HOW'D YOU MISS THAT YOU DUMB MOTHERDUCKER *throws hot dog at players*
Nico: *gets hit by hotdog* Oh cool!! Free food!
Thalia: Why do I put up with you?
Nico: Cause you love me
Thalia: Yes I do!
Betty: *whispering* Have they always acted like that?
Bruce: *whispering* No, but they have been since we left Florence. I wonder what's up...
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Marissa: So uh why do they call these guys the "The Spanish Football Club of Hippity Hop"?
Steve: Watch
Hip Hop Player #1: *breakdances across field* CANNNN I GETTTT A HEEEYYYY?!?!?!?
Audience: HEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Hip Hop Player #2: *does worm to intercept ball* CAAAANNNN I GEEETTTT A HOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?
Audience: HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Barcelona Player: SHUTTTT UPPPP!!!!!!!!
Thalia: *hears ringing* Huh? It's a Skype call from Thor... When did he get Skype?
Nico: When did he hit puberty is the real question
Thalia: Hello?
Thor: HELLO GOTHIC LIGHTNING GIRL AND DEATH BOY
Nico: The one and only.
Thor: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THE EUROPEAN LAND OF EUROPE
Thalia: Well, at the moment we're watching a soccer game...
Thor: THAT SOUNDS AMAZING AND I SHALL JOIN YOU
Nico: Thor the plane ride is- What the Had- er -the Dionysus
Thalia: *closes eyes* Did he just walk through the Skype call?
Thor: HELLO LITTLE YOUNG WOMAN
Thalia: *turns off phone* I don't even wanna know....
Thor: YES!!! IT IS MY FAVORITE TEAM: THE SPANISH FOOTBALL CLUB OF HIPPITY HOP
Nico: You... know these guys?
Thor: OF COURSE SKULL CHILD, I HAVE THEIR POSTERS IN MY ROOM!!!! IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO BREAKDANCE AND PLAY SOCCER WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL TEAMWORK
Nico: Well if you could travel through a freaking SKYPE CALL then you can go breakdance and play soccer.
Thor: YOU ARE RIGHT CEMETERY DWELLER!!!! I SHALL!!
Thalia: *still covering eyes* Oh gods...
Thor: *jumps down onto field and begins to breakdance*
Hip Hop Player #3: AWWWW YEEAAAAHHH BROTHHHAAAAA!!!!! BUST DEM MOVES!!!!!!
Steve: I'm not even going to ask how Thor got here.....
30 MINUTES LATER
Hazel: Hey Thor, the games over you can stop dancing
Thor: I SHALL STOP WHEN I AM READY TO STOP
Hazel: Meep o- okay
Hip Hop Player #4: Hey you were good...
Thor: HELLO AND THANK YOU PRETTY GIRL
Jane: I'm Jane, and you're Thor....
Thor: WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WALK THROUGH A SKYPE CALL TO THE U.S. WITH ME?
Jane: Teehee I bet you invite all the girls to do that. But yes!
Jane: HEY MANAGER, I'M GOING TO GO DEFY LOGIC TO MOVE WHICH COUNTRY I LIVE IN FOR SOME GUY I JUST MET!!!!
Team Manager: KAY
Nico: ....
Thalia: *finally takes hands off eyes* I don't even wanna know...
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
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The Demivengers: Percy Jackson Meets The Avengers
FanfictionWhen the prophecy of seven (and Nico) meet the Avengers not only will they kick butt but also create dramatic scenes and make you laugh in the process.
