Wednesday, April 1st
6:10 A.M.: Inner Sanctum
“Wake up, Josh,” says my sister, shaking me. “It’s ten past eight. You’re late for school.”
“F***!”
I jump out of bed, fling on my clothes, shove some Ferret Feast in Ozzy’s cage, and sprint out the door. I can usually make it to school in ten minutes if I run like hell.
6:25 A.M.: school — deserted
I absolutely, positively hate my sister!
READERS – Nice prank by Josh’s sister! Share a prank you pulled or one that someone pulled on you.
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