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Part 12: Hey! Look Over There!.....PSYCH!!!

1. Shawn: Good morning Detectives, collecting money for the Policemen's Ball?

Lassiter: We don't have balls.

Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

2. Shawn: Jules, only psychos answer ads on Craigslist! You might as well have posted it on murdermethisinstant.com!

3. Shawn: Why am I here?

Gus: Because you're easily distracted.

Shawn: What?!? When it comes to mental focus I'm sharper th-

Gus *hands him a candy bar*

Shawn: Oooh.

4. Shawn: I am the best observer you know.

Gus: Last week you thought a sponge in the Psych office was an owl.

Shawn: If you stopped buying them in bird colors, that would stop happening.

5. Lassiter: Have you ever seen a murderer crumble?

Shawn: No but I have seen many a cookie do that very thing. After all, it is their way.

6. Henry: We'll be bringing in Psych, because of their experience with serial killers.

Shawn: We help them write and produce one act plays on the weekends.

Gus: They are usually very dark.

7. Lassiter: I'm in charge.

Shawn: I promise to follow you to the letter.

Shawn: As long as that letter isn't Q.

Shawn: Or any other vowel for that matter.

8. Shawn: Warning: Gus here is a big weeper.

Gus: Says the guy who broke down while watching a commercial this morning.

Shawn: They were abused puppies and a Sarah McLachlan song! I'm not a robot.

9. Shawn: Just cause you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

10. Shawn: Gus, have you tried this chair? It's a pregnancy chair.We have to get one for the office immediately. My birthing canal has never felt so in line.

11. Lassiter: *over the phone* Are you in my apartment?

Shawn: Please. I haven't snuck into your apartment in weeks.

Shawn: Which reminds me. We're out of peanut butter.

12. Shawn: Jules, you gotta order a piece of this pie.

Juliet: I did. You guys immediately ate it.

13. Juliet: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire.

Shawn: What kind of fire are we talking about? Micheal Jackson in the Pepsi commercial fire...or misusuing the word "literally" fire?

14. Shawn: My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my partner John Jacob Jingly Schmidt.

Japanese Dude: Are you saying his name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

Gus: That's correct, sir. We used to share the name. I changed mine because of all the people shouting when I went out.

15. Henry: Don't say a word.

Shawn, Gus, and Henry:.....

Shawn: Fergulous.

Henry: Shawn, I said no words.

Shawn: Oh I see how it works.

Shawn: Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, and Fergulous isn't a word.

Shawn: Now suddenly it's a word.

Shawn: Because it's convenient for you.

16. Lassiter: There's something I need to get off my chest.

Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

17. Lassiter: Are you gonna help me or not?

Shawn: Of course we are. You're like our brother...

Gus: ...Stepbrother?

Shawn: Weird kid who lives down the street and eat nothing but mayonnaise on saltines?

18. Shawn: She said you had skin of pure cocoa velvetines.

Gus: She also said she would like to use that skin to make children's dolls.

Mary: I would buy that doll.

19. Shawn to Gus: Dude, I just got us diplomatic immunity. What do you want to steal?

20. Gus: This is crazy. You are crazy. You need to stop.

Gus: We are in way over our heads - we have REDEFINED the words "over our heads".

Shawn: "Over Our Heads" - great title for a movie about two short guys who pretend to be one tall guy in order to get a basketball scholarship.

21. Juliet: Ohh!

Lassiter: What the h***, you okay?

Juliet: No, no, you know- I'm feeling..

Juliet: ..nauseous and crampy and uhh...

Lassiter: ..lady doctor.

Lassiter: O'Hara, you can tell me..

Lassiter: Are you carrying Spencer's unborn demon seed?

Juliet:...

Lassiter: Awww, crap.

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*reads chapter over*

*starts laughing*

*cannot stop laughing*

*falls over and face plants*

*just keeps laughing*

Ok this  theme was a suggestion from my sister @Mad_MoMo_Stories and it was BRILLIANT!!!!! Thank you so much Mad.

I need some more suggestions guy! And reads....and votes...and comment...and well you get the picture.

Lurve ya

Kingslayer_XD ~d(-_-)b~