Why you cant get it very easily

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Reason 1: Beause its just hard

Reason 2: Beause once you see it, you will be into it and will fore your mind to try and catch the wild doge. FOR EXAMPLE:

REALLY GONNA HAPPEN 100%

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REALLY GONNA HAPPEN 100%

Reason tres: it hates people with blond, brown and red hair.

Reason 4: ITS NOT a Shiba Inu., Its a DOGE.

Reason 5: uz.., idk

Reason 6: beause you can only feed it 1 kind of food which is...

Reason 6: beause you can only feed it 1 kind of food which is

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THE DOGE BREAD!!!

Reason 7: It only respects GOD, yes, the DOGE GOD

Reason 7: It only respects GOD, yes, the DOGE GOD

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proof its real smh

THATS IT FOR NOW.

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