Reason 1: Beause its just hard
Reason 2: Beause once you see it, you will be into it and will fore your mind to try and catch the wild doge. FOR EXAMPLE:
REALLY GONNA HAPPEN 100%
Reason tres: it hates people with blond, brown and red hair.
Reason 4: ITS NOT a Shiba Inu., Its a DOGE.
Reason 5: uz.., idk
Reason 6: beause you can only feed it 1 kind of food which is...
THE DOGE BREAD!!!
Reason 7: It only respects GOD, yes, the DOGE GOD
proof its real smh
THATS IT FOR NOW.
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