"Diet coke's not good for you, why do you think it has zero sugar and zero calories?"
'Uh...God decided to be nice?'
"Chemicals, it's all chemicals, your organs will drown in that and the excessive amounts of coffee you've been drinking. It's not good for you.'
'Ok'
Me on the inside: Jesus Christ, I haven't slept properly in a while, I haven't had a decent proper meal in 2 weeks, I'm stressed for some reason, I've thrown up, I'm not eating anything. Brenda, does it look like I care about what's good for me? (:
