ALEXANDER: Agree, though I must admit that me and John would be a good ship [ Smirk ]
JOHN: [ Blushes and Pout ] Shut up.
THOMAS: [ Mutters ] Yes, please shut up.
WASHINGTON:[ Shakes head ] Sink
SAMUEL: Agree, but too be honest I think Aaron would be nice with—
MADDIE: Save it till later so we can react then.
SAMUEL: Fine.
CHARLES: Ship, not because I'm being an asshole but because I actually do ship this.
ELIZA: At least he's being honest...
AARON: This is why I hate opinions.
ALEXANDER: Opinions MATTER.
THOMAS: Well I hate this ship.
JAMES: You hate any ship with Alex in it.
ALEXANDER: Well maybe Jefferson is trying to be a decent human being for once and being reasonable.
THOMAS: Nah, because nobody loves you.
ALEXANDER: Be gone, Jefferson.
ANGELICA: Sink, as Burr and Alex has many political differences.
MARIA: That is true... sink.
PEGGY: I ship this more than I should be.
KGIII: Why may I ask, mad woman?
PEGGY:
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LAFAYETTE: Peggy est devenue folle, encore une fois. ( Peggy went crazy, again )
PEGGY: [ Shows fanfics of Hamburr off Maddie's Laptop ] This is why.
Everyone reads in horror.
THOMAS: My god.
MADDIE: You. Looked. In. My. Bloody. Search. History?
PEGGY: Maybe? [ Shrugs ]
Two hours later of French screaming
LAFAYETTE: Oh my.
KGIII: My ears are bleeding! I've never seen such a girl with high pitch scream like her!
SAMUEL: What about that one girl when you chop off her head.
WASHINGTON: You did what now?
KGIII: That's different, she stopped screaming the second I chopped off her head. This thing won't ever shut up.
CHARLES: So kind of like Alexander?
ALEXANDER: Do I hear someone talking shit about me?
KGIII: Correct! But once again— he's different, he also died.
ALEXANDER: Wait till Washington hears about this.
MADDIE: [ Relax and all chill ] Eliza do you ship this?
ELIZA: Not really—
HERCULES: [ Interrupts ] Besides! Alex and turtle boy over there...
JOHN: Heck you, die in a hole.
HERCULES: are straighter than a spaghetti—
LAFAYETTE: [ Lenny face ] until it gets wet.
JOHN: [ Basically a tomato ] Why did I not see this coming...
ELIZA: [ Shrugs ] Well, their not wrong
HERCULES/LAFAYETTE: [ 😂 ]
AARON: Can we hurry, this is taking forever..
MADDIE: Fine! Yesh, your opinion Philip?
PHILIP: Uhh, sink? He shot my father.
Sad violin starts playing.
MADDIE: Deep. Anyways, George Eacker, what about you?
GEORGE: Don't have an opinion on this ship, I guess ship? It's neutral.
MADDIE: That's nice.
Suddenly a mean old man known as my dad walks in my room and takes me away, far away from my room to be exact and to never be seen again.
The end. Jk.
AUTHOR NOTE I'm still grounded, I don't know how the frick my parents didn't hear me when I legit yelled: I'm going to get my phone, sucks to be you! I'm not lying.
Anyways, I have to go, before my parents kill me and ground me for a month.
Next ship.... to lazy to pick– I guess jeffmad or a crack ship called Maren.
