3:09 AM
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Who is awake?
Bitchass: Surprisingly me
🅱️read: Not me so stfu
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): How did you text if you are 'asleep'?
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Explain?
Bitchass: Well dumbass, I believe that she was asleep until you started to text this chat. But who knows.
🅱️read: Let me sleeeeep
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Sleep is for the weak
🅱️read: Guess I'm weak, goodbye
🅱️read went offline
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Bitchass: I'm going to bed, night loser
Bitchass went offline
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): C o l d
5:38 AM
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Guyssssss
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Wtf is sleep and do I need it?
🅱️read came online
️🅱️read: y e s
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Why?
🅱️read; Don't question it just go to bed, me and bitchass here need sleep even if you don't
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): F i n e e e
🅱️read went offline
F
urryฅ(≚ᄌ≚) went offline
11:40 AM
🅱️read came online
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚) came online
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Where bitchass be?
🅱️read: How should I know?
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Good point, just thought you knew
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): One second :)
🅱️read: Oh God, I'm scared now
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚) changed 🅱️read's name to FuckingRice
Fuckingrice: WHO COOKED THIS FUCKING RICE?
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): MAMA MIA THIS SHIT CRUNCHY
Bitchass came online
Bitchass: I am gone, for not even 24 hours, WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS?
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): The real question is, why weren't you here to make sure we weren't acting like this?
FuckingRice: Holy shit, did the no brain cell furry actually ask a real question that isn't dumb?
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): r u d e
Bitchass: Wait why is your new name FuckingRice?
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚): Don't question it
Bitchass: I will do what I want, so explain why
FuckingRice: ShE sAiD dOn'T qUeStIoN iT.
Furryฅ(≚ᄌ≚) changed their name to EggFooDumb
EggFooDumb: You want egg foo young? You get egg foo young.
EggFooDumb: Cook that mf egg, then take that shit out.
EggFooDumb: GET THIS D I C K H E A D OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
EggFooDumb: YEEEET!
FuckingRice: Damn bro you're a d u m b a s s.
EggFooDumb: That's a possibility
Bitchass: Tf?
EggFooDumb: I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!
EggFooDumb changed Bitchass's name to BonelessPizza
BonelessPizza: Surprisingly I am only slightly offended
FuckingRice: I only understand my name and BonelessPizza, wtf is EggFooDumb?
EggFooDumb: You stupid child, smh I'm crying, that is an insult to me
BonelessPizza: I understand none of this shit. I would say that this is a whole new level of weird but like, EggFooDumb exceeds the highest levels, FuckingRice you are a little bit behind. But you guys are dumbasses so that scares meeeeee
FuckingRice: Holy
EggFooDumb: Shit
FuckingRice: What
EggFooDumb: The fuck
BonelessPizza: What?
FuckingRice: You just roasted us
EggFooDumb: But managed to make it not funny
EggFooDumb: Ight I need to go, cya losers
FuckingRice: Same, bye
BonelessPizza: Alright, just got here but I'll leave, gud bye
BonelessPizza went offline
FuckingRice went offline
EggFooDumb went offline
(POST LATE OOPSIE! Sorry I had a party today and I forgot to finish it some point this week)
