Jimin
Hey?Jimin
Are you there?Jimin
It's legit been two days?Jimin
Did I offend you?Mean stranger
Hah.Mean stranger
Offend me?Mean stranger
You make me cachinnate.Jimin
Huh?😕Jimin
Who's nate and why are you cashing him in?Mean stranger
......Nerd👓
Cachinnate means laugh.Mean Nerd😕👓
God. You're a fucking idiot.Jimin
I don't even know if I should be referring to you as a nerd with how mean you are.Jimin
You're more of a bully than anything else.Mean Nerd😕👓
Just because you can't comprehend many things does not mean I'm a bully.Mean Nerd😕👓
I think your parents should be the one pointing out your flaws. Not me.[Seen 3:52pm]
[2 hours later]
Mean Nerd😕👓
Am I the one who has offended you now?Mean Nerd😕👓
I will admit, that came out worse than I anticipated.Mean Nerd😕👓
But it was a pretext.Jimin
A what?Mean Nerd😕👓
*sigh*Mean Nerd😕👓
To save the both of us the time of me explaining, just know I meant it as a joke.Mean Nerd😕👓
Please excuse my clear/semifluid hyaline anatomic substance.Cephalgia
Dude, your what?Mean Nerd😕👓
.....Mean Nerd😕👓
Okay, I get why you didn't catch that one.Mean Nerd😕👓
But my humour.Mean Nerd😕👓
Please excuse my humour.Cephalgia
Hmmm.
Tell me a joke to make me smile then I'll let it slide.Mean Nerd😕👓
Are you serious right now? Are you sure you're not actually 5?Cephalgia
Fine, don't tell me a joke. I won't except your stupid apology.Mean Nerd😕👓
The word is "accept" first of all.Mean Nerd😕👓
I don't even know how you got those two mixed up, but fine. I'll tell you a joke.Mean Nerd😕👓
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." 😂😂😂😂Cephalgia
???Cephalgia
Where's the joke???Cephalgia
I don't understand.Mean Nerd😕👓
The neutron is a subatomic particle with no net electric charge.Mean Nerd😕👓
You're seriously going to put me in cardiopulmonary arrest with your intelligence.Mean Nerd😕👓
And before you ask, it means cardiac arrest.Cephalgia
I....Cephalgia
I still don't get the joke😐Mean Nerd😕👓
You really are a cephalgia.Mean Nerd😕👓
I have better things to do than explain you something so simple.Mean Nerd😕👓
Goodbye.Cephalgia
I'm a what?Cephalgia
Waaaiiit.Cephalgia
Don't goooo.Cephalgia
I'll be boooored.[Delivered 6:10pm]
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Cephalgia means headache.
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