You was in London minding your own business and you heard shouting.
You rushed over to the commotion when you saw a crowd of people surrounding... The legend... Himself... NIGEL FARTAGE!!1!!1
He has milkshake poured all over him and when he started to cry the Libtards just laughed and walked away.
I rushed over to his side.
"Do you need my help?"
I asked.
He nodded.
I got out my paper towel and started rubbing on his chest.
We staredat each other for a while and when the stare got awkward he offered me to go to the Asda cafe... I of course accepted.
At the Asda cafe~
We both had a coffee and talked about our problems.
We shared the same problems and stuff...
He looked at me with his pretty brown eyes and I cringe to myself.
Why... Why does he look so hot??
I grabbed him by his tie and aggressively kissed him.
I closed my eyes and savoured the moment.
Soon after he took his pants off and slapped his balls in my face and moaned...
"Harder papi big penis!!! HARDER!!!"
After he cummed we stopped and I got my two fingers and scooped the cum from within my VAJAYJAY and ate it.
THE END OF THE FIRST STORY
... We got banned from Asda after that
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