One Number Away ✅

The Three Stooges

Jessamine has been added to the group chat

Smiley has joined the chat

Sleepy Dwarf has joined the chat

Jessamine

Uhh wtf guys

Sleepy Dwarf :  

 Why is my name sleepy dwarf? Seriously Jungkook!!

Smiley :  

Haha...  Sounds right, though, Hyung.

Jessamine

That's great and all, but WHY am I in here?

Kook

Well, I figured you talk to all of us anyway; why not have a group chat. This way, if one of us doesn't answer right away, you have 2 other people. :)

Jessamine

Fair enough. Is Jin in here then too?

Kook

Haha no. This way, we get to tell you all his embarrassing secrets without him yelling at us!

Jessamine

Ok... I'm intrigued now. Spill the tea, boys. I need to know the truth, does Jin really look in every mirror he passes?

Smiley

Haha no. But I do hear him in the bathroom in the mornings telling himself how handsome he is. He claims it boosted his confidence when he was younger, so he keeps doing it.

Noona

Oh man, that's great. Something to tease him about: but honestly, if it works maybe, I should try it too. Hmm

Wait... Kookie.. did you really change my name to Noona? You don't even know how old I am, dude. I might be younger than you!

Kook

Are you? If you are, then I'll change it. If not, it stays

Noona

Yoongi, how do you deal with him?

Sleepy Dwarf

Oppa. And now you know why I sleep all the time.

Smiley

You're making her call you Oppa? Dude seriously?

Noona

I know, right! I thought the same thing!!

Kook

Noona is ignoring my question, I see.

Noona

Trying to, but you won't let me. Fine, I'm 2 years older than you.

Kook 

Than Noona it is. 

Noona

Well, Noona has to get to work, or her phone bill won't get paid, which means I won't be talking to you 3 anymore.

Kook

Ahh! Shoo Noona... Leave... Go... Talk to you later!! :) :)

Smiley

Bye Jessa!

Noona

Bye Kook! Bye J-ho! Bye Yooni!

Sleepy Dwarf

Oppa! And HAHA, she called you J-ho!