CELEBRITY GROUPCHAT

Kiss, marry, kill.

Jade: y'all I'm bored!

Niall: jade it's 3 in the morning!

Perrie: Niall we ain't on the same time zone 🙄

Ariana: let's play a game then!

Ariana: y'all active?

Louis: don't you have a career to take care of?

Ariana: just stfu and play

Justin: what ya got?

Ariana: kiss, marry, kill. But the choices are only the people in the group.

Zayn: can we add more people then?

Ariana: only relevant people

Jade: Imma add my girls!!

Zayn Malik added Gigi Hadid

Ariana: Zayn what part of the word "relevant" did you not understand?!

Jade Thirwall added Jesy Nelson

Jade Thirwall added Leigh-Anne Pinnock

Jesy: Hi friends! And Zayn and Gigi

Ariana: Hey mom! 😍

Leigh: OMG!!!!  JUSTIN BIEBER IS HERE!

justin: Hi Leigh! 😉

Selena Gomez added Taylor Swift

Harry:

Ariana: shut up Harry! Imma start

Ariana: Louis kmk- Kendall, Leigh, Kylie

Louis: kiss Kylie, Marry Leigh, and Kill Kendall cause she reminds me of Gigibyte.

Kendall: fuck you too lou

Louis: shut your fake ass up. Harry kmk- Taylor, Kendall, or Jade

Harry: first of all, I hate you Lou. Kiss Taylor, Marry Jade, kill Kendall.

Kendall: 🖕🖕

Harry: Perrie, kmk- Niall, Shawn, or Zayn 😏

Perrie: don't think I didn't see that coming styles! Kiss Shawn, Marry Niall, Kill Zayn

Zayn: only five years ago you would marry me 🤪

Perrie: believe me, I wonder why too. Ariana kmk- Zayn, Justin, Liam

Ariana: kiss Zayn, Marry Liam (He's most mature) kill Justin cause he doesn't take a shower 🐵

Justin: excuse me?!

Ariana:

Shawn: lmao

Kylie: you look homeless 😅

Justin: stfu

Ariana: Zayn, kmk-Jesy, Camilla, Perrie

Zayn: kiss Camilla, Marry Perrie, I guess, and Kill Jesy🤷‍♂

Camilla: Zerrie is rising y'all!!!!!

Niall: it's happening!!!! 😆😆

Gigi: why wasn't I an option?!! AND he's MY boyfriend!

Harry: who would want you as an option?

Louis: I liked it better when you weren't texting. But even more when you weren't here

Zayn: it's just a game baby❤

Harry: Ew Zayn, you gay now?

Leigh: 💀💀

Kendall: Lmfao 😅

Liam: wtf? 💀

Selena: I just died 💀

Louis: Good.

Selena: 😒😒

Zayn: I was talking about Gigi crackhead 🙄

Zayn: whatever. Shawn, kmk- Taylor, Ari, Camilla.

Shawn: uhh, kiss Ari, Marry Cami, Kill Tay (Ily tho❤)

Kendall: why can't any of you guys be like Shawn?

Ariana: my Shawmilla heart ♥

Camilla: we're just friends...

Taylor: ily2 Shawn 💕

Harry: wE're JUst fRiENdS

Camilla: We are!!

Harry: wE aRe!!

Perrie: Shawn was suddenly quiet..

Jade: awee Shawnie got friend zoned :'(

Shawn: Justin Kmk- Ari, Selena, Kendall

Jesy: way to change the subject Mendez

Liam: wow, all the girls Justin fucked 😅

Louis: it's like making Justin pick who was his favorite to least to fuck.

Justin: whatever. Kiss Ari, Marry Sel, Kill Kendall.

Leigh: ...👀...

Niall: I thought I was shook when Zayn was willing to marry Pez, but this..

Jesy: y'all are fucking, I called it.

Gigi: you guys are annoying when you make assumptions!

Louis: bitch, your existence is annoying.

Selena: no we're not!

Harry: nO wE'rE nOt!

Justin: ...yet

Selena: you have a dicksize of a eraser! 🤮🤮

Justin: yet you were the one screaming "harder daddy!" "Faster!"

Ariana: ENOUGH!

Niall: y'all nasty!

Jade: I need Holywater rn!

Kendall: same.