a/n: the first few are bits from victorious, just a heads up :^
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Ash: I just woke up from my nap and this was on my chest.
Eiji: Ew. A dead lizard?
Ash: Well, it's dead now.
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Sing (visiting Yue's mansion once more to give him a headache): Ooh~ You don't look happy.
Yut-Lung: It's 'cause I'm not.
Sing:
Sing: Y a y.
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Yut-Lung: If someone was pushed off this catwalk and they landed on the floor really hard, do you think they'd live?
Eiji: Why are you asking?
Yut-Lung: No reason.
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Sing: *outside Yut-Lung's house*
Sing, texting: Yo, I'm here. You still alive?
Sing: *awake
Yut-Lung: I wish I wasn't.
Sing: Alive or awake?
Yut-Lung: Yes.
(from lmfaoaccurate on instagram)
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Sing: I asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work.
Sing: And he kinda got a little angry so, I admit, I kinda got a little angry.
Ash: Did you kill him?
Sing: What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
Ash, sighing in relief: Oh, fuck...
Sing: But I did kidnap his brother!
Sing: *opens the car's trunk to reveal a tied up Yut-Lung*
Ash: O H N O-
(from grand theft auto/gta 5)
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Jim: I didn't raise you to be a quitter, you know.
Ash: You didn't raise me at all, old man.
(from spencerreiddd on tumblr)
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Ash: Bye, have a good day!
Eiji: Thanks, have a great day!
Ash: Have an amazing day!
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banana fish 🍌🐟 incorrect quotes
Χιούμορi got bored and i need to dump these stuff somewhere cuz i think my friend's had enough of my crackheaded nonsense imao (but i'll still bother her with these tho) i'm not original lmao have fun reading this tho, whoever reads this this book is lowke...
